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11-19-2005, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Holy ****....
My house has been invaded by 60 middle aged pepole for my moms bday.
Half are gay, the other half is split into horney house wives or divorsees, and the other half of that group are horney single military and ex military guys.
Sounds like Bar A downstairs with the stereo bumpping.....
I hope Im not this crazy when I get old, then again, I hope I am.
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11-19-2005, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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dancing has calmed down, but the music is going on, and the desert is being brought out....
Im about 4 beers in....need assistance
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11-19-2005, 09:20 PM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
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You need more  I'm sitting around drinking some Stoudt's American Pale Ale from the tap watching Joe Dirt. This is the most I've kicked back and relaxed in weeks!
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11-19-2005, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Im on #7 right now, ive run out of Corona and am now depleating the Yungling one by one(found it at the bottom of the cooler). The gf is coming to pick me up in a bit, half the party left, but the drunker ones still remain. Pictures will be posted asap.
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11-19-2005, 10:28 PM
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15 Second Club
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Damn bro... That sucks... I'd rather be around them people... You get wasted at least lol. Can't do that at a First Aid building
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11-19-2005, 10:34 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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Al is gonna find some old lady in his bed tomorrow!
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11-19-2005, 10:41 PM
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The wifey is coming, so lets home the old ladies are gone by then.
I heard one girl say "HEY BIG BOY...SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE!!"
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
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11-20-2005, 12:04 AM
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You must be that attractive my friend... Either that... or they are just drunk... alcohol can make you think even trees are beautiful
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305 LB9 TPI -500/510 Cam, Ported Heads, 24# Inj Shorty Headers, TruDual Exhaust, MagnaFlow Mufflers, T-5 Swap, LT1 10 Bolt, Lowered 2.5in. 1991 Pontiac Firebird Formula - Nightmare Project
2003 International 4300 - DT466 A5, Jerrdan 21' Rollback, Shiny Simulators.. Bling Bling Rattle Box
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11-20-2005, 01:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BobonaStick
You must be that attractive my friend... Either that... or they are just drunk... alcohol can make you think even trees are beautiful
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this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree!
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Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-20-2005, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! 
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~Ted
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11-20-2005, 01:31 AM
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I'm Italian, of course I'm attractive.
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11-20-2005, 01:32 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
I'm Italian, of course I'm attractive.
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damn Al, you never stop with the jokes. OH that was a good one!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-20-2005, 01:36 AM
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als not attractive, the old women are just drunk and horny!  come on al show em how to work it!
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11-20-2005, 06:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! 
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No no... Definately wasn't me... A good friend of mine tried telling me that the tree was checkin me out tho... That was a scary night...
And Al... No offense... Not all Italians are attractive... You ever check out them damn Fiat's?? They be UgLY!
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305 LB9 TPI -500/510 Cam, Ported Heads, 24# Inj Shorty Headers, TruDual Exhaust, MagnaFlow Mufflers, T-5 Swap, LT1 10 Bolt, Lowered 2.5in. 1991 Pontiac Firebird Formula - Nightmare Project
2003 International 4300 - DT466 A5, Jerrdan 21' Rollback, Shiny Simulators.. Bling Bling Rattle Box
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11-20-2005, 10:47 AM
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I'd rock a fiat around as a DD, like driving a go-kart  When I was working at the body shop we had to repaint one. Thing was fun to drive, it was a 4spd manual.
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11-20-2005, 01:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
The wifey is coming, so lets home the old ladies are gone by then.
I heard one girl say "HEY BIG BOY...SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE!!"
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
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yeah...if you broke her heart, you'd probably die....not kidding lol
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95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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R.I.P. Tia
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11-20-2005, 05:14 PM
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Horny middle aged women... hmmmm.....
Maybe you could learn a thing or two
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11-20-2005, 09:04 PM
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Yeah, like not trying to get with one...
Fiat's are great cars. Both my parents had 72 Spyders, both red. My dad loved his, and when he had to give it up, he wanted osmething more powerful, so he got a 1987 Z28, which started my quest into the auto hobby.
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11-20-2005, 09:43 PM
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Why didnt you call me up al?
So what If I woulda been partying with them more than you.
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11-21-2005, 02:22 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirrel
yeah...if you broke her heart, you'd probably die....not kidding lol
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Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?
*Pic(s) of Al and old ladies when I get home from work*
- Justin
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11-21-2005, 06:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?
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I think someone mentioned it to him, that could be why he took his looter beer and skated out without telling anyone lol
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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11-21-2005, 09:58 PM
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I left without telling anyone? BS!! I shook everyoens hand, as I always do.
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11-21-2005, 11:33 PM
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hm...maybe i dont remember...which is a very strong possibility lol
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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11-22-2005, 12:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?
*Pic(s) of Al and old ladies when I get home from work*
- Justin
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.......... waaaaiting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-22-2005, 12:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
.......... waaaaiting
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Sorry, busy with a quiz last night. Shoot me an IM reminder and I'll post it after class tonight.
- Justin
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