so i had to febreze my roommate again...

[its Jeanne-Marie]

yep, while she was sleeping i did a sneak attack. well hey it smelled yuck

it's a cool apartment on campus (some of you have been here and are familiar with the setup) 2 rooms, 3 people in each. not too bad. my roommate from last year and i get along great, and the girls in the other room are really cool, but last minute we needed a third roommate for our room in the apartment, so we got this girl as kind of a random.

on the first night, lisa (good roommate) and i woke up at about 4 in the morning. the other one had a snoring fit and we got up to see if she was still breathing...yep it was violent snores. this goes on EVERY night at around 4 or 5.

the first time she took a shower here, which was like a week after we got here....she left strands of her hair on the shower walls...not just haphasardly. they were in designs. kind of weird, but we were happy she took a shower. they are few and far between.

the rest is just little crap, like making food and never cleaning anything up, or snoring till 2 in the afternoon every day, or inviting her friends over and letting them drink the stuff the rest of us buy, etc. but....


she ****s and doesnt wash her hands after. doesnt spray lysol, doesnt turn on the fan. nothing. blows her nose in her hands and doesnt use soap after. think about her touching your stuff, or even light switches, doorknobs, etc...after she has ass and nose crap on her hands. ok the end.


sorry about all that, i know i'm being all whiny and girly...but ew.

[misterjuice]

this girl is the definition of crap

[camaroracer1992]

roomate = crap= Koll???

[SteveR]

and where did you find this cave creature?

[PBodyGT87]

you might wanna request that she leaves. find another.

[jims69camaro]

you might wanna request that she leaves. find another.

yeah, uh, like right now. you could get sick from her poor hygiene. that ain't no joke.

[95firebirdconvertible]

Well did you ever think about giving her the boot? This isnt the kinda thing you need to be quiet about and let slide. You need to tell her straight up that she is going to have to leave if she doesnt change her actions.

[ar0ck]

Yeah this girl is ****ing gross, we should throw her in a garbage bag and leave it outside to be collected... the end.

At JM's Halloween party she shut off the entire top floor to take a shower, change or whatever, and I had to to break the seal really bad!

[trashman01]

girl = crap, koll = crap, we have a MATCH!

[slasherbarb]

so wait let me get this right...

their is a female koll...:shudders:

[Savage_Messiah]

gross.

[12secondv6]

Kill her?

[qwikz28]

is she a least cute?

[qwikz28]

sorry about all that, i know i'm being all whiny and girly...but ew.
thats not whiny btw... thats more like venting

[Squirrel]

punch her in the ovaries

[NJSPEEDER]

haha, my bro had a very similar room mate his freshman year at ramapo. they made teh kids life so miserable that he left the school at the end of the semester.
step #1 lock ****, even rig a lock onto the fridge if she ain't buyin
step #2 wake her up whenever you get up, if it is 1 am or noon, as long as you wake up first, make sure she knows it
step #3 write down all teh nasty **** she does and keep track of how rarely she showers
step #3.5 file health complaints with housing, they can actually **** her program up and drop her from housing if she is that bad.
step #4 rip on her for anything you can think of, the more she cries the more likely she is to leave.

if you need any help let me know. everyone here pretty much knows i love being a complete asshoel to people and don't have any remorse about it.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

lol...thanks for the advice tim. actually my freshman year my suitemates and i had a girl kicked out of my suite for not showering, bringing in a blanket that some guy had peed on (weird i know) and for leaving bloody tissues in the closet. must be ramapo :lol:

[its Jeanne-Marie]

ps-- UPDATE

so i'm going about febrezing her bed and stuffed animals...when i get a bad feeling........but i go for one last spritz.

at that very second the snoring stops and her eyes pop open. i quickly turn away and pretend to be going through papers on the floor.

she gets out of bed a few minutes later, and tells me that she had "the weirdest dream... that water sprayed on me, but when i woke up nothing was there, how weird is that?!" so i told her maybe she dreamt of the ocean :lol:

[NJSPEEDER]

tell her to dream about jumping off a bridge into the ramapo river.

[Tsar]

kick the bitch out

[NJSPEEDER]

kick the bitch!

that's better :D

[Tsar]

that's better :D
well now someone is gonna pull out a sexist card. but it wont be me :D

[Savage_Messiah]

is she a least cute?

good god youre gonna regret that one

[Oddball]

Wait wait wait three of you to one off-campus room?!?

eeeeeewwwwwwww. How do you get "alone time" when you are feeling a little "restless"?

As a reformed slob I can say she won't change until she is ready to.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

first of all.....hahahah yea she's a real cutie

second of all...no it's on campus. it's 2 bedrooms, 3 people in each room. but the apartment is 2 floors, so people can hang out downstairs. and i'm never subtle. when they see ted come in....they know what the f's up. =)

[Tsar]

Wait wait wait three of you to one off-campus room?!?

eeeeeewwwwwwww. How do you get "alone time" when you are feeling a little "restless"?

As a reformed slob I can say she won't change until she is ready to.
shower?

[qwikz28]

i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her

[Oddball]

i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her

but she may be extremely "grateful" and wind up with little Kolls runnng around.

[jims69camaro]

is she a least cute?

hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...

[SteveR]

tell her to dream about jumping off a bridge into the ramapo river.

lmao

[qwikz28]

hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...
ew. just ew

[Teds89IROC]

hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...

ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

[qwikz28]

ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted
more eww

[12secondv6]

ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted
:barf: :barf:

[jims69camaro]

ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

i didn't think it could possibly get any worse. it has.

[Teds89IROC]

oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here :lol:

~jeanne-marie

[Savage_Messiah]

or NOT

[NJSPEEDER]

oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here :lol:

~jeanne-marie

:ban:

[Tsar]

get the pics i wanna see how ugly she is