Koll
01-17-2006, 06:33 AM
this thread is now about z06 facts (think of chuck norris and vin diesel)
a z06 once entered a burnout contest, upon reaching traction he car hit 88mph and went back in time along with the smoke it had created. The horsehead nebula is now a popular sight among astronomers.
moses is often credited with parting the red sea, but in actuality it was a z06 accidentally driving into the water and hydrolocking.
geologists and astronomers often debate the big bang theory and how it happened. My guess is that god created the ls7, but no dinosaurs had been created and died yet to make 93 octane fuel. Thus the worlds largest ping was created, and with it, mankind as we know it. God later went on to create several dinosaurs, national bohemian beer, and the knock sensor.
when 2 z06s with magnetic ride control drive past each other at 197mph, the poles of the earth switch breifly
If you can get adequate speed(it's Z06 of course you can) it's been known to hydroplane across entire oceans.
The Nurburgring was once a flat 5/8-mile oval, but the combination of torque and grip generated by the Z06 caused it to stretch and buckle, transforming it into a 14 mile, 174 turn monster, and creating the Eifel mountains in the process.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and in the time it takes for you to read it a z06 will travel 197.833 miles on 1 gallon of gas.
Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away. A z06 on the other hand can be heard on the surface of Pluto 3 years before it's made; all thanks to it's legendary exhaust note.
The movie Passion of the Christ was originally a story about Jesus's desire to get a z06 before it's official release date.
A z06 is not made, it simply appears out of thin air with Goodyear Eagles on it's rims and a note on the dash that states "They are the best tires ever created, Pirelli's got notin' on 'em".
a z06 once entered a burnout contest, upon reaching traction he car hit 88mph and went back in time along with the smoke it had created. The horsehead nebula is now a popular sight among astronomers.
moses is often credited with parting the red sea, but in actuality it was a z06 accidentally driving into the water and hydrolocking.
geologists and astronomers often debate the big bang theory and how it happened. My guess is that god created the ls7, but no dinosaurs had been created and died yet to make 93 octane fuel. Thus the worlds largest ping was created, and with it, mankind as we know it. God later went on to create several dinosaurs, national bohemian beer, and the knock sensor.
when 2 z06s with magnetic ride control drive past each other at 197mph, the poles of the earth switch breifly
If you can get adequate speed(it's Z06 of course you can) it's been known to hydroplane across entire oceans.
The Nurburgring was once a flat 5/8-mile oval, but the combination of torque and grip generated by the Z06 caused it to stretch and buckle, transforming it into a 14 mile, 174 turn monster, and creating the Eifel mountains in the process.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and in the time it takes for you to read it a z06 will travel 197.833 miles on 1 gallon of gas.
Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away. A z06 on the other hand can be heard on the surface of Pluto 3 years before it's made; all thanks to it's legendary exhaust note.
The movie Passion of the Christ was originally a story about Jesus's desire to get a z06 before it's official release date.
A z06 is not made, it simply appears out of thin air with Goodyear Eagles on it's rims and a note on the dash that states "They are the best tires ever created, Pirelli's got notin' on 'em".