Z06 Facts

[Koll]

this thread is now about z06 facts (think of chuck norris and vin diesel)



a z06 once entered a burnout contest, upon reaching traction he car hit 88mph and went back in time along with the smoke it had created. The horsehead nebula is now a popular sight among astronomers.


moses is often credited with parting the red sea, but in actuality it was a z06 accidentally driving into the water and hydrolocking.


geologists and astronomers often debate the big bang theory and how it happened. My guess is that god created the ls7, but no dinosaurs had been created and died yet to make 93 octane fuel. Thus the worlds largest ping was created, and with it, mankind as we know it. God later went on to create several dinosaurs, national bohemian beer, and the knock sensor.

when 2 z06s with magnetic ride control drive past each other at 197mph, the poles of the earth switch breifly

If you can get adequate speed(it's Z06 of course you can) it's been known to hydroplane across entire oceans.

The Nurburgring was once a flat 5/8-mile oval, but the combination of torque and grip generated by the Z06 caused it to stretch and buckle, transforming it into a 14 mile, 174 turn monster, and creating the Eifel mountains in the process.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and in the time it takes for you to read it a z06 will travel 197.833 miles on 1 gallon of gas.

Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away. A z06 on the other hand can be heard on the surface of Pluto 3 years before it's made; all thanks to it's legendary exhaust note.

The movie Passion of the Christ was originally a story about Jesus's desire to get a z06 before it's official release date.

A z06 is not made, it simply appears out of thin air with Goodyear Eagles on it's rims and a note on the dash that states "They are the best tires ever created, Pirelli's got notin' on 'em".

[Koll]

A Z06 does not lose traction. It is actually earth losing traction of a Z06.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather then sending a fleet of Z06s. His reasoning? It was more "humane."

"I don't believe in mathematics, only Z06s" - Albert Einstein

"E = mc^2 is actually a translation of E = Z06" - Albert Einstein

Dark matter is actually a prototype of the next Z06.

A Z06 does not go racing because racing infers the probability of failure. A Z06 goes killing.

A Z06 drove to infinity, twice

Eternal happiness comes from 7.0 liters

The Fountain of Youth can be found at Bowling Green, Kentucky

Second place, was created for those racing against Z06s.

The legend of the Bogeyman hiding under your bed and in your closet is the direct result of a Z06 chasing him.

Ancient warriors drank the blood of their enemies because they believed it would make them stronger. Today race car drivers drink the oil from Z06s because they believe it will make them winners.

[Untamed]

*blinks*

Koll, I think it's time to change your medication.

I can't believe I read the whole post.

[Squirrel]

Originally Posted by Koll

A Z06 does not go racing because racing infers the probability of failure. A Z06 goes killing.

A Z06 drove to infinity, twice

meh...
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. "

"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

[stevethepirate]

Dark matter is actually a prototype of the next Z06.

i just got home from taking my astronomy exam, where i put that dark matter is either W.I.M.P's, S.I.M.P's, or Brown dwarfs, had i read this earlier, i would have put "a prototype of the next Z06"

theyre all good.

[GP99GT]

it isnt really that funny

[WayFast84]

Eternal happiness comes from 7.0 liters
or an 8.1~!

[BigAls87Z28]

Z06 does not have magnetic ride control, nor is it an option. It was deemed unessesary and could cause possible problems under racing load.

[nj85z28]

umm.....i am now stupider after reading that