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Any thoughts? :rofl:
ProtekYoNutz
02-01-2006, 05:17 PM
hahaha funny stuff!! horrible but funny!
NJSPEEDER
02-01-2006, 05:46 PM
you post that and wonder why god hates you?
and yes, it is damn funny
PBodyGT87
02-01-2006, 05:47 PM
it's funny. but definitely sick.
WayFast84
02-01-2006, 06:22 PM
mixed feeling here..but Idk it could be about the things ive heard the last few days..(nothing to do with NJFBOA!)..lol
coldkilla
02-01-2006, 06:22 PM
that is ****ed, and i like it!
well as long as we all think its funny...YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
that is ****ed, and i like it!
:stupid:
I couldnt stop laughing for a few minutes. :lol:
Squirrel
02-01-2006, 07:31 PM
thats ****ed up...funny...but ****ed up
nice post :thumb:
BigAls87Z28
02-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Looks like someone went to the Chuck Norris School of Abortion.
foff667
02-01-2006, 08:23 PM
when my wife told me she was pregnant again first thing I did was the old fake to the gut swing lol
Rich189
02-01-2006, 08:28 PM
like the rest of them said.... ****ed up but very funny
turbo96z28
02-01-2006, 08:32 PM
that's sooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but funny as hell.........
slayerxxx213
02-01-2006, 10:06 PM
Looks like someone went to the Chuck Norris School of Abortion.
Agreed, LMAO :)
Savage_Messiah
02-02-2006, 01:03 AM
freakin hilarious
njwitchygirll
02-02-2006, 06:16 AM
:twak: your all gonna get struck by lightning for laughing at that or karma will come back and bitch slap you and your kids will grow up to look like backwoods inbreeds from deliverance :rofl:
Dark_Knight7096
02-02-2006, 10:09 AM
Agreed funny but wrong
Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"
"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."
would be funny except he was 100% dead serious
haha..thats great.. this pregnancy talk reminds me of an incident back in the day. i still laugh about it. about 5 years ago Im driving around in my car listening to music with my ex. She was upset for some reason and wouldnt talk about it. So i just ignored it, anyways, the kid rock song came on, the one with "black chick, white guy, does it mean **** maybe..."(if you dont knwo the song tough) and in the beginning its about 2 highschool kids having sex and I knew the one part coming up in the song so i say "listen, this next parts funny". the song goes on and the girl in the song says "i'm pregnant", its a song, i found it funny(previous lines were like humping like rabbits etc) but right after that my ex burst out into tears and looks at me...at that point i finally knew why she was upset. lol. I didnt say a word after that. i still laugh about that moment to this day. and NO, it wasnt my kid, lol.
haha..thats great.. this pregnancy talk reminds me of an incident back in the day. i still laugh about it. about 5 years ago Im driving around in my car listening to music with my ex. She was upset for some reason and wouldnt talk about it. So i just ignored it, anyways, the kid rock song came on, the one with "black chick, white guy, does it mean **** maybe..."(if you dont knwo the song tough) and in the beginning its about 2 highschool kids having sex and I knew the one part coming up in the song so i say "listen, this next parts funny". the song goes on and the girl in the song says "i'm pregnant", its a song, i found it funny(previous lines were like humping like rabbits etc) but right after that my ex burst out into tears and looks at me...at that point i finally knew why she was upset. lol. I didnt say a word after that. i still laugh about that moment to this day. and NO, it wasnt my kid, lol.
good song, i still remember it
Brando56894
02-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Agreed funny but wrong
Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"
"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."
would be funny except he was 100% dead serious
:kneeslap:
if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...
turbo96z28
02-02-2006, 05:37 PM
:kneeslap:
if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...
:rofl: i know that song!!!!!!!!!
what are the lyrics to it?
WayFast84
02-02-2006, 05:45 PM
what are the lyrics to it?
w0rd!! I tried downloading it but nothing...and why wont it let me click on the "more" for the emoticons???
turbo96z28
02-02-2006, 05:46 PM
what are the lyrics to it?
i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...
i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...
i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
w0rd!! I tried downloading it but nothing...and why wont it let me click on the "more" for the emoticons???
do you have a pop-up blocker on?
WayFast84
02-02-2006, 06:27 PM
yeah but I still get pop ups...and it never did it to me before..
jims69camaro
02-02-2006, 08:03 PM
well as long as we all think its funny...YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
you were the sick bastard that posted it. :kneeslap:
Brando56894
02-03-2006, 12:33 PM
i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...
i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
great song, its funny cuz the first part is all slow and soft and then the second part is kinda sped up. he came to willy p last year, i damn near pissed my pants he was so funny.
turbo96z28
02-03-2006, 05:42 PM
great song, its funny cuz the first part is all slow and soft and then the second part is kinda sped up. he came to willy p last year, i damn near pissed my pants he was so funny.
i haven't seen him in person yet, but i used to listen to him everytime he was on Opie and Anthony when they were on 102.7.
can't wait to get my XM :grin:
Squirrel
02-04-2006, 04:24 PM
great song, its funny cuz the first part is all slow and soft and then the second part is kinda sped up. he came to willy p last year, i damn near pissed my pants he was so funny.
came to stockton last semester, the quickest our PAC ever sold out
Brando56894
02-04-2006, 04:41 PM
sadly last year was the last time he was commin here (came three years in a row) hes such a great improv commedian, in between his songs he would just come up with some of the funniest ****. when he played 'super hero' and then asked about drugs and everything saying "you all know drugs are bad right?" and everyone just screamed out "NO!!!" and he just cracked up, it was great
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