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02-01-2006, 05:11 PM
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Pregnancies...
Any thoughts? 
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02-01-2006, 05:17 PM
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hahaha funny stuff!! horrible but funny!
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yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you! 
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02-01-2006, 05:46 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
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you post that and wonder why god hates you?
and yes, it is damn funny
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02-01-2006, 05:47 PM
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it's funny. but definitely sick.
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02-01-2006, 06:22 PM
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mixed feeling here..but Idk it could be about the things ive heard the last few days..(nothing to do with NJFBOA!)..lol
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02-01-2006, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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that is ****ed, and i like it!
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02-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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well as long as we all think its funny...YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
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02-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by coldkilla
that is ****ed, and i like it!
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I couldnt stop laughing for a few minutes.
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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02-01-2006, 07:31 PM
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13 Second Club
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thats ****ed up...funny...but ****ed up
nice post :thumb:
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02-01-2006, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Looks like someone went to the Chuck Norris School of Abortion.
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02-01-2006, 08:23 PM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
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when my wife told me she was pregnant again first thing I did was the old fake to the gut swing lol
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02-01-2006, 08:28 PM
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like the rest of them said.... ****ed up but very funny
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02-01-2006, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perth Amboy
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that's sooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but funny as hell.........
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02-01-2006, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Looks like someone went to the Chuck Norris School of Abortion.
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Agreed, LMAO 
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02-02-2006, 01:03 AM
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freakin hilarious
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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02-02-2006, 06:16 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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 your all gonna get struck by lightning for laughing at that or karma will come back and bitch slap you and your kids will grow up to look like backwoods inbreeds from deliverance
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02-02-2006, 10:09 AM
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Agreed funny but wrong
Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"
"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."
would be funny except he was 100% dead serious
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02-02-2006, 12:56 PM
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haha..thats great.. this pregnancy talk reminds me of an incident back in the day. i still laugh about it. about 5 years ago Im driving around in my car listening to music with my ex. She was upset for some reason and wouldnt talk about it. So i just ignored it, anyways, the kid rock song came on, the one with "black chick, white guy, does it mean **** maybe..."(if you dont knwo the song tough) and in the beginning its about 2 highschool kids having sex and I knew the one part coming up in the song so i say "listen, this next parts funny". the song goes on and the girl in the song says "i'm pregnant", its a song, i found it funny(previous lines were like humping like rabbits etc) but right after that my ex burst out into tears and looks at me...at that point i finally knew why she was upset. lol. I didnt say a word after that. i still laugh about that moment to this day. and NO, it wasnt my kid, lol.
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02-02-2006, 12:59 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by SmokingSS
haha..thats great.. this pregnancy talk reminds me of an incident back in the day. i still laugh about it. about 5 years ago Im driving around in my car listening to music with my ex. She was upset for some reason and wouldnt talk about it. So i just ignored it, anyways, the kid rock song came on, the one with "black chick, white guy, does it mean **** maybe..."(if you dont knwo the song tough) and in the beginning its about 2 highschool kids having sex and I knew the one part coming up in the song so i say "listen, this next parts funny". the song goes on and the girl in the song says "i'm pregnant", its a song, i found it funny(previous lines were like humping like rabbits etc) but right after that my ex burst out into tears and looks at me...at that point i finally knew why she was upset. lol. I didnt say a word after that. i still laugh about that moment to this day. and NO, it wasnt my kid, lol.
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good song, i still remember it
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02-02-2006, 04:17 PM
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15 Second Club
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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096
Agreed funny but wrong
Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"
"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."
would be funny except he was 100% dead serious
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if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...
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02-02-2006, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Brando56894
if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...
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i know that song!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by 88ta5spd
BTW - Bottles are for babies, real men get blown. that is all
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I979CamaroDiva: wtf is a zoon
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02-02-2006, 05:41 PM
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MIR
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what are the lyrics to it?
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02-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Tsar
what are the lyrics to it?
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w0rd!! I tried downloading it but nothing...and why wont it let me click on the "more" for the emoticons???
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02-02-2006, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Tsar
what are the lyrics to it?
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i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...
i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
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Originally Posted by 88ta5spd
BTW - Bottles are for babies, real men get blown. that is all
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I979CamaroDiva: zone even
lostsoul1006: lmao
I979CamaroDiva: wtf is a zoon
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02-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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