View Full Version : Lemme give you the skinny...
PBodyGT87
06-19-2006, 09:59 PM
So... I suppose a few of you may recall my previous story-threads, otherwise known as Tales From The Basement. So far I have completed two editions, the first, "The Cookies" and the second, "The Fancy Tissues." If you haven't already caught on, this is another one of those posts.
Now, let me begin. I feel it is necessary to put together an account of all the strange happenings of this impromptu gathering. And yes, Tim brought it on himself, as he asked me if I would post such an account of tonight's events, and so I did, because Tim -one of our trusty admins, is drinking the night away and Tim can't produce any terribly intelligent thought unless they have do with messing around with you board members, or insulting people.
Oh, and your other trusty admin, Justin, is a rather happy drunk himself too.
Justin cannot spell. He just spelled idiot as "idioth". And now, as his girlfriend calls him, he slapped Tim away from the phone like a pansey fairy. Mussy is a good word too.....
...Justin also invited one of the youth group members to come drink too, and by youth group, I'm referring to the youth group that Justin himself does lead. Faaaaantastic. Justin is shaping the minds of todays youth, and then behind closed doors, he gets them drunk.
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
We are currently waiting for Melissa to show up, as well as our friend Jenn, and Mike, and whoever else wants to show. Maybe Jon??? I swear I won't mention delias anymore if you show.....
Someone should take Justin's phone away from him, he just took about a minute to open it when it rang, and answered it with a "Hellloooooooooooo."
Ah, Melissa has arrived, and Justin just went up to greet her. I fear for her safety.
If you are at all interested in what is going on here tonight, then you should get your ass here. I am leaving out extremely important details of tonight, because there are far too many here to post. ****. Get yer asses here.
Alcohol Alcohol. Terrible.
bad64chevelle
06-19-2006, 10:03 PM
Maybe Jon??? I swear I won't mention delias anymore if you show.....
haha I wish I could make it tonight but I have work in the AM and have a test to take, Otherwise I would definitely be there!
She's the designated driver of the group, with a 2 seater fiero :kneeslap:
:j/k:
BigAls87Z28
06-19-2006, 10:15 PM
Sounds like tons of fun.
Brando56894
06-19-2006, 10:17 PM
damn you ppl for living 1.5 hours away!!!
damn you ppl for living 1.5 hours away!!!
:werd:
Tru2Chevy
06-19-2006, 10:21 PM
1.5 hours is nothing
this is worth getting your asses here for....
- Justin
BigAls87Z28
06-19-2006, 10:22 PM
If I left now, I wouldnt get there till 1230, most of you sissys leave by then.
1.5 hours is nothing
this is worth getting your asses here for....
- Justin
have another one of these on wednesday! im off on thursday. then space station shall join u! :lol:
Brando56894
06-19-2006, 10:24 PM
if i left now i wouldnt get there till 1 am!! brb the juice is gettin to me :lol:
12secondv6
06-19-2006, 10:43 PM
Damn..... we were in the area tonight... but we had genie's mom w/ us.
Maybe next time
Damn..... we were in the area tonight... but we had genie's mom w/ us.
Maybe next time
hey moms like to party too :wink:
qwikz28
06-19-2006, 11:26 PM
another reason why central is the best! thanks for the 411 liz :lol:
I have a great idea! how about the next time you guys decide to have fun....CALL ME!
yea, more people need to be notified next time lol
NJSPEEDER
06-20-2006, 12:32 AM
we put up a post an everything. what else do you people want? all any of you had to do was IM justin or call one of us and you could have been in on the fun.
Brando56894
06-20-2006, 02:04 AM
yea you put a post up AS it was happening, we need prior notification of these things :D
horray for me getting a texted message on the cellular device
79CamaroDiva
06-20-2006, 02:18 AM
horray for me getting a texted message on the cellular device
:stupid:
i just made it home.. a few beers + deer + cops + absolutely rediculous fog make for an interesting hour and 20 min ride home...
Savage_Messiah
06-20-2006, 02:49 AM
yea thanks for the text but i was out already
WTF! I didn't get a text! I see how it is.....
NJSPEEDER
06-20-2006, 09:18 AM
yea you put a post up AS it was happening, we need prior notification of these things :D
ummm, yeah. prior notice requires advanced planning. this was more of a spur of the moment drunken episode. :)
NJSPEEDER
06-20-2006, 09:21 AM
WTF! I didn't get a text! I see how it is.....
i must have never put your number in my phone. if i had it you would have gotten a text. forgive me? :flower:
79CamaroDiva
06-20-2006, 09:29 AM
tim, don't try to steal jake's man with some flowers....
no text for me either.... i think they just exclude people who dont have running fbodies...oh wait...scratch that... lol
i dont think anyone there had a running f-body........
does a running lsx motor count?
79CamaroDiva
06-20-2006, 10:39 AM
i dont think anyone there had a running f-body........
does a running lsx motor count?
:wavey: i have a running fbody.. running WELL is another story, but its running none the less..
Tru2Chevy
06-20-2006, 02:23 PM
Sorry to anyone that didn't get personal invites. I was sending AIM messages to anyone who was around, but you weren't online last night Ian.
- Justin
Sorry to anyone that didn't get personal invites. I was sending AIM messages to anyone who was around, but you weren't online last night Ian.
- Justin
liar :lol:
well, next time someone call me or text me. if I'm not online or have an away message up I'm probably still in the area and 9 time out of 10 I'm bored out of my mind.
and Tim, there aren't enough flowers in the world for me to give up Jake :lol: :supergay:
qwikz28
06-20-2006, 05:38 PM
and Tim, there aren't enough flowers in the world for me to give up Jake :lol: :supergay:
i love you
i don't know what all those names are, but that was a pretty good skinny.
79CamaroDiva
06-20-2006, 05:58 PM
i don't know what all those names are, but that was a pretty good skinny.
Tim = NJSPEEDER, happy drunk admin #1: The old man
Justin = Tru2Chevy, happy drunk admin #2
Melissa = me
Jenn = not on board
Mike = cbrrmike
Jon = Bad64Chevelle
i think those are all the names involved with the skinny....
NJSPEEDER
06-20-2006, 06:07 PM
liz left out the part about justin being so drunk it took him 30 mins and 3 tries to order pizza online.
79CamaroDiva
06-20-2006, 06:11 PM
liz left out the part about justin being so drunk it took him 30 mins and 3 tries to order pizza online.
by the time i got there the pizza was already cold, so i missed that.
liz left out the part about justin being so drunk it took him 30 mins and 3 tries to order pizza online.
woah woah woah, back the truck up........you can order pizza online!?!?!?!?!
Brando56894
06-20-2006, 10:18 PM
liz left out the part about justin being so drunk it took him 30 mins and 3 tries to order pizza online.
:rofl: :rofl: silly drunk admins
project89
06-20-2006, 10:31 PM
woah woah woah, back the truck up........you can order pizza online!?!?!?!?!
papjohns.com i think
ah, popa johns sucks, no wonder I never heard of it.
BigAls87Z28
06-20-2006, 11:35 PM
Thats not pizza, that is **** spread over dough. So next time anyone on this site refers to "Papa Johns" or any other pre-made crap as "pizza" will be round house kicked to the face.
PBodyGT87
06-20-2006, 11:52 PM
Thats not pizza, that is **** spread over dough. So next time anyone on this site refers to "Papa Johns" or any other pre-made crap as "pizza" will be round house kicked to the face.
I'd have paid you for pete and eldas, but it would be cold, and you didn't come anyway.
BigAls87Z28
06-21-2006, 12:09 AM
I dont even know if you guys are worthy of Pete and Elda's.
Squirrel
06-21-2006, 12:39 AM
i got a text, i had nothing to do, but pwning noobs in counterstrike def. was much more important at the moment...
Brando56894
06-21-2006, 12:40 AM
hey al papa johns IS pizza :twisted:
79CamaroDiva
06-21-2006, 01:14 AM
hey al papa johns IS pizza :twisted:
i beg to differ... i'm with my bro on this one.
BonzoHansen
06-21-2006, 01:28 AM
I'd have paid you for pete and eldas, but it would be cold, and you didn't come anyway.
That's a long ride for some pizza. But next month we could all go there & earn t-shirts. :)
BigAls87Z28
06-21-2006, 01:33 AM
hey al papa johns IS pizza :twisted:
Maybe for drunk and/or high college students who cant find thier ass with 2 hands and a map that drive a V6 fbody, you call that pizza, but for people with taste, its ****.
BonzoHansen
06-21-2006, 01:35 AM
hey al papa johns IS pizza :twisted:Perhaps by the broadest sense of the term. But it is not good pizza. Al is right.
bad64chevelle
06-21-2006, 09:08 AM
Maybe for drunk and/or high college students who cant find thier ass with 2 hands and a map that drive a V6 fbody, you call that pizza, but for people with taste, its ****.
:funny: I dont know how people can enjoy fake pizza like that.
JL8Jeff
06-21-2006, 09:48 AM
If you're gonna call Papa John's pizza you might as well call Elio's pizza too! :nono: But to a drunk or to a college student, food is a good thing no matter how fake or nasty it is.
WayFast84
06-21-2006, 10:09 AM
DAMN! now I want pizza!!!
Never been to papa jons, but pizza hut can be good depending on where you go and what topings, But seriously I only go to like 3 pizza places Im that perticular, and has any one ever heard of highland park pizza or what ever? whats going on with them did they get ANOTHER new owner?
Tru2Chevy
06-21-2006, 01:40 PM
The best pizza in town doesn't deliver....and I wasn't in any condition to go to them. In this case, Papa John's FTW.
- Justin
Brando56894
06-21-2006, 11:24 PM
:werd:
BigAls87Z28
06-22-2006, 08:28 AM
The best pizza in town doesn't deliver....and I wasn't in any condition to go to them. In this case, Papa John's FTW.
- Justin
Neg x 100 million. Papa John's will never be FTW. It can only be FTL. Replace "Papa John's" with "****" and see if that sentence works still? It doesnt, cause Papa Johns is, IN FACT, **** and **** is never FTW.
There were probaly several other places that you could have gotten food.
Tru2Chevy
06-22-2006, 09:07 AM
There were probaly several other places that you could have gotten food.
Maybe, but ordering on the phone prolly would have been more humorous than ordering online.
Everone should have online ordering. Online ordering FTW!
- Justin
Brando56894
06-25-2006, 02:34 AM
humor=good
brandon = uber-post whore!
everytime I log on, bandon is the last poster in about ten threads and everything he said was worthless!
Ian for mod!! that way you can take care of the brandon dilema lol :-D
Brando56894
06-26-2006, 12:54 AM
brandon = uber-post whore!
everytime I log on, bandon is the last poster in about ten threads and everything he said was worthless!
ian=smart :lol:
half the time im just bored and its ike between 3 and 6 am :lol:
ian=smart :lol:
half the time im just bored and its ike between 3 and 6 am :lol:
normal people sleep during that time...
79CamaroDiva
06-26-2006, 09:35 AM
normal people sleep during that time...
precisely the reason brando is up.
NJSPEEDER
06-26-2006, 03:08 PM
papa john's = good eatin when you are in no condition to drive and have already had enough to drink that you won't really notice the taste anyway.
bad64chevelle
06-26-2006, 03:35 PM
but thats the only way its good.
BigAls87Z28
06-26-2006, 09:06 PM
You would have to be drunk...real drunk...to call what they make "good".
Brando56894
06-27-2006, 01:24 AM
precisely the reason brando is up.
:werd:
NJSPEEDER
06-27-2006, 03:59 PM
You would have to be drunk...real drunk...to call what they make "good".
maybe you didn't catch the part where it took justin 3 tries just to order it. that is enough drunk to jsutify it i think.
i wasn't as toasted as jsutin, but i was feeling pretty damn good.
79CamaroDiva
06-27-2006, 05:04 PM
i wasn't as toasted as jsutin, but i was feeling pretty damn good.
:bs:
BigAls87Z28
06-27-2006, 07:58 PM
maybe you didn't catch the part where it took justin 3 tries just to order it. that is enough drunk to jsutify it i think.
i wasn't as toasted as jsutin, but i was feeling pretty damn good.
If he was still able to move and have some what of a thought process, thats still not drunk enough to even try to choke down that ****.
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