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06-19-2006, 09:59 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Lemme give you the skinny...
So... I suppose a few of you may recall my previous story-threads, otherwise known as Tales From The Basement. So far I have completed two editions, the first, "The Cookies" and the second, "The Fancy Tissues." If you haven't already caught on, this is another one of those posts.
Now, let me begin. I feel it is necessary to put together an account of all the strange happenings of this impromptu gathering. And yes, Tim brought it on himself, as he asked me if I would post such an account of tonight's events, and so I did, because Tim -one of our trusty admins, is drinking the night away and Tim can't produce any terribly intelligent thought unless they have do with messing around with you board members, or insulting people.
Oh, and your other trusty admin, Justin, is a rather happy drunk himself too.
Justin cannot spell. He just spelled idiot as "idioth". And now, as his girlfriend calls him, he slapped Tim away from the phone like a pansey fairy. Mussy is a good word too.....
...Justin also invited one of the youth group members to come drink too, and by youth group, I'm referring to the youth group that Justin himself does lead. Faaaaantastic. Justin is shaping the minds of todays youth, and then behind closed doors, he gets them drunk.
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
We are currently waiting for Melissa to show up, as well as our friend Jenn, and Mike, and whoever else wants to show. Maybe Jon??? I swear I won't mention delias anymore if you show.....
Someone should take Justin's phone away from him, he just took about a minute to open it when it rang, and answered it with a "Hellloooooooooooo."
Ah, Melissa has arrived, and Justin just went up to greet her. I fear for her safety.
If you are at all interested in what is going on here tonight, then you should get your ass here. I am leaving out extremely important details of tonight, because there are far too many here to post. ****. Get yer asses here.
Alcohol Alcohol. Terrible.
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06-19-2006, 10:03 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Maybe Jon??? I swear I won't mention delias anymore if you show.....
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haha I wish I could make it tonight but I have work in the AM and have a test to take, Otherwise I would definitely be there!
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06-19-2006, 10:03 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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why arent u drunk Liz?
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06-19-2006, 10:12 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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She's the designated driver of the group, with a 2 seater fiero 
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06-19-2006, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Sounds like tons of fun.
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06-19-2006, 10:17 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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damn you ppl for living 1.5 hours away!!!
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06-19-2006, 10:18 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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damn you ppl for living 1.5 hours away!!!
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06-19-2006, 10:21 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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1.5 hours is nothing
this is worth getting your asses here for....
- Justin
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06-19-2006, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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If I left now, I wouldnt get there till 1230, most of you sissys leave by then.
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06-19-2006, 10:22 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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1.5 hours is nothing
this is worth getting your asses here for....
- Justin
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have another one of these on wednesday! im off on thursday. then space station shall join u! 
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06-19-2006, 10:24 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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if i left now i wouldnt get there till 1 am!! brb the juice is gettin to me
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06-19-2006, 10:43 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Damn..... we were in the area tonight... but we had genie's mom w/ us.
Maybe next time
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06-19-2006, 10:45 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Damn..... we were in the area tonight... but we had genie's mom w/ us.
Maybe next time
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hey moms like to party too 
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06-19-2006, 11:26 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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another reason why central is the best! thanks for the 411 liz
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06-20-2006, 12:14 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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I have a great idea! how about the next time you guys decide to have fun....CALL ME!
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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06-20-2006, 12:17 AM
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yea, more people need to be notified next time lol
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06-20-2006, 12:32 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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we put up a post an everything. what else do you people want? all any of you had to do was IM justin or call one of us and you could have been in on the fun.
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06-20-2006, 02:04 AM
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15 Second Club
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yea you put a post up AS it was happening, we need prior notification of these things 
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06-20-2006, 02:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: hamilton, nj
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horray for me getting a texted message on the cellular device
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06-20-2006, 02:18 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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horray for me getting a texted message on the cellular device
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i just made it home.. a few beers + deer + cops + absolutely rediculous fog make for an interesting hour and 20 min ride home...
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06-20-2006, 02:49 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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yea thanks for the text but i was out already
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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06-20-2006, 05:44 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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WTF! I didn't get a text! I see how it is.....
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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06-20-2006, 09:18 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
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ummm, yeah. prior notice requires advanced planning. this was more of a spur of the moment drunken episode. 
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06-20-2006, 09:21 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
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WTF! I didn't get a text! I see how it is.....
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i must have never put your number in my phone. if i had it you would have gotten a text. forgive me? 
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06-20-2006, 09:29 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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tim, don't try to steal jake's man with some flowers....
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