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Squirrel
08-22-2006, 08:17 PM
It has come to my attention that every once in a while something funny is said on these very threads in this here lounge. I have decided that every sunday, i will put up a poll of the 3 best lines of the week, by my judgement. And im a fan of belittling, one liners are always good, but straight out verbatim jokes do not count. I was going to start this last week, because I believe we had a three horse race between myself, koll, and tsar. But i didnt feel like starting the thread. Everyone is allowed to play, and i am allowed to vote for myself cuz I know im pretty much one of the best liners on the board. Now we know there will always be the givens; Tsar, J0n, Myself, but what im looking for are people who arent typically seen as funny, like my oompla-loompa buddy or Al. Now get out there and make me proud.

FYI - Im in the lead so far with "i know a **** that would go great with her forehead...i know just the one"
Also, if you see a line that i may have missed it would be appreciated to point it out, or suggest one that i did not cover.
enRo
08-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Give some more examples of what u've seen said. :-P
BigAls87Z28
08-22-2006, 08:49 PM
Im not funny? I thought I was pretty good, guess Ill just stick to my Momma Bear stuff.
JerzLT1
08-22-2006, 09:12 PM
your funny AL, but you know what they say... Looks arent everything
j0n
08-22-2006, 09:14 PM
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19754
Mike
08-22-2006, 09:30 PM
i thought i said some good ****, im gonna have to step up my game.
BigAls87Z28
08-22-2006, 09:54 PM
your funny AL, but you know what they say... Looks arent everything

I tell myself that every day when I wake up next to your girlfriend.
j0n
08-22-2006, 09:55 PM
I tell myself that every day when I wake up next to your girlfriend.

uh...if she was his gf i'd let this pass...but things have progressed...be easy there buddy

ninjaedit: plus shes cool peoples
Mike
08-22-2006, 09:56 PM
remember everyone, when nailing peoples girlfriends make sure the wastegate on your condom is working.
Tsar
08-22-2006, 10:00 PM
remember everyone, when nailing peoples girlfriends make sure the wastegate on your condom is working.
or tell the bitch to use birthcontrol. rubbers ftl.
Squirrel
08-22-2006, 10:05 PM
sorry jon...this competition started on Sunday the 20th at 12:00AM and will go to saturday at 11:59PM
Tsar
08-22-2006, 10:06 PM
sorry jon...this competition started on Sunday the 20th at 12:00AM and will go to saturday at 11:59PM
its kinda hard to come up with teh funny on demand, or at least the kind you're looking for. but i guess i can give it a shot, where's wayfat at?
Mike
08-22-2006, 10:07 PM
its kinda hard to come up with teh funny on demand, or at least the kind you're looking for. but i guess i can give it a shot, where's wayfat at?


hes still busy enjoying the fact that everyone was picking on you at the nats instead of him.....
Squirrel
08-22-2006, 10:07 PM
v, dont let me and jon down cuz you know we wont let you down...a week is plenty of time
j0n
08-22-2006, 10:11 PM
dont worry vitals we'll definately have some good ones as long as ya dont try saying em just for the "contest"
Tsar
08-22-2006, 10:15 PM
hes still busy enjoying the fact that everyone was picking on you at the nats instead of him.....
hahah yea, i'm thinking about sueing njfboa for making fun of me so much. i mean all damn day all i heard were russian and communist jokes. it was like everyone was picking on me, the whole world hates me. OMGWTF, where's the blade at so i can slip damn things?!
NJSPEEDER
08-22-2006, 10:15 PM
dont worry vitals we'll definately have some good ones as long as ya dont try saying em just for the "contest"

i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.
Squirrel
08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
yeah...another rule: they have to be pertinant to the topic at hand...just randomly typing a great one liner will get your entry skipped over
NJSPEEDER
08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
hahah yea, i'm thinking about sueing njfboa for making fun of me so much. i mean all damn day all i heard were russian and communist jokes. it was like everyone was picking on me, the whole world hates me. OMGWTF, where's the blade at so i can slip damn things?!

time to cue up the panic at the disco cd?
j0n
08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
i knew we shoulda left you with those four ****turds sittin in the corner at crapplebees
j0n
08-22-2006, 10:18 PM
i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.

me? an *******? me? ignorant? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
douschebag :rofl:
Tsar
08-22-2006, 10:21 PM
i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.
i just hate stupid ugly people, thats all. :shrug:
shane27
08-22-2006, 10:25 PM
i have a feeling people are gunna be trying too hard to be funny
Tsar
08-22-2006, 10:27 PM
i have a feeling people are gunna be trying too hard to be funny
i think it will be easy to tell who tries too hard.
j0n
08-22-2006, 10:28 PM
:stupid:
Tru2Chevy
08-23-2006, 01:36 PM
This is gonna get interesting..... ;)

- Justin
Tsar
08-23-2006, 01:47 PM
This is gonna get interesting..... ;)

- Justin
you locked my funnay thread, not cool man.
Squirrel
08-23-2006, 07:53 PM
Cbrrmike is in teh lead with:
"ahahahahaa..... damn balls got you in trouble again....that will happen"
in Lethal's "Ive got a lil one on the way" thread

beautiful, very nice work