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unstable bob gable
05-08-2007, 11:31 PM
I was sitting around at work, playing cards with my co workers "Big Shoe Kenny," "Pops," "The Chiney Man," and "The Mumblin' Mexican." The Mumblin' Mexican said "something," but we couldn't understand what he said, because he mumbles so badly. So I say "Wha the fah did you just say?" And The Mumblin' Mexican wouldn't repeat it, because he thought I was busting his ballz. So then The Chiney Man speaks up and says "Hey Mumbles, you talk like you have five cocks in yer mouth!" Well, we all bust out laffin' and Big Shoe Kenny had a mouth full of Coke, which he proceded to spew all over the table. The cards got soaked with Coke, we all laffed harder, and the Mumblin' Mexican got up and stomped away! :mrgreen:

Firebird67dude
05-08-2007, 11:40 PM
Hahahaha, awesome, I wish i had characters like that to work with.

Savage_Messiah
05-08-2007, 11:44 PM
:rofl: nice, I can see that happening with some poeple I work it

Firebird67dude
05-08-2007, 11:46 PM
May I ask, what is ur nick name at work?

unstable bob gable
05-08-2007, 11:59 PM
May I ask, what is ur nick name at work?

Most of the time it is "unstable." But I also get called "mellon head," "Uncle Fester," "chrome dome," "skin head," and The Mumblin' Mexican calls me other stuff, but I can't understand him, so I don't know what he is calling me! :mrgreen:

unstable bob gable
05-09-2007, 12:07 AM
Hahahaha, awesome, I wish i had characters like that to work with.

Yeah, we have some great nicknames for guys at work. Along with the guys mentioned above, we also have "Gran'pa," "Ricky Recardo," "Lou Costello," "Red," "Smelly Bob," "Land Shark," "Dead Man," "Head ona Stick," "Laffing Boy," "Crater Face," "Dick Nose," "Da Bum," "Big Dummy," "Hammerin' Hank," "Cockenstein," and in the no-longer-with-the-company file; "Homeless" Homan, "Crack Pipe Pete," and "Drunk Tank Frank." :mrgreen:

Untamed
05-09-2007, 10:56 AM
Thanks for the laugh Bob. :)

Teds89IROC
05-09-2007, 10:57 AM
haha good stuff