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05-08-2007, 11:31 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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THAR SHE BLOWS!!!! SPEWING COKE!!!!
I was sitting around at work, playing cards with my co workers "Big Shoe Kenny," "Pops," "The Chiney Man," and "The Mumblin' Mexican." The Mumblin' Mexican said "something," but we couldn't understand what he said, because he mumbles so badly. So I say "Wha the fah did you just say?" And The Mumblin' Mexican wouldn't repeat it, because he thought I was busting his ballz. So then The Chiney Man speaks up and says "Hey Mumbles, you talk like you have five cocks in yer mouth!" Well, we all bust out laffin' and Big Shoe Kenny had a mouth full of Coke, which he proceded to spew all over the table. The cards got soaked with Coke, we all laffed harder, and the Mumblin' Mexican got up and stomped away!
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2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
Last edited by unstable bob gable; 05-09-2007 at 12:15 AM.
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05-08-2007, 11:40 PM
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14 Second Club
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Hahahaha, awesome, I wish i had characters like that to work with.
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05-08-2007, 11:44 PM
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 nice, I can see that happening with some poeple I work it
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05-08-2007, 11:46 PM
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14 Second Club
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May I ask, what is ur nick name at work?
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05-08-2007, 11:59 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebird67dude
May I ask, what is ur nick name at work?
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Most of the time it is "unstable." But I also get called "mellon head," "Uncle Fester," "chrome dome," "skin head," and The Mumblin' Mexican calls me other stuff, but I can't understand him, so I don't know what he is calling me!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-09-2007, 12:07 AM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebird67dude
Hahahaha, awesome, I wish i had characters like that to work with.
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Yeah, we have some great nicknames for guys at work. Along with the guys mentioned above, we also have "Gran'pa," "Ricky Recardo," "Lou Costello," "Red," "Smelly Bob," "Land Shark," "Dead Man," "Head ona Stick," "Laffing Boy," "Crater Face," "Dick Nose," "Da Bum," "Big Dummy," "Hammerin' Hank," "Cockenstein," and in the no-longer-with-the-company file; "Homeless" Homan, "Crack Pipe Pete," and "Drunk Tank Frank."
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-09-2007, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Thanks for the laugh Bob.
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05-09-2007, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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haha good stuff
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