unstable bob gable
06-22-2007, 05:35 PM
OK, I woke up today with a simple plan: go to Wheel Collision Center in Pennsyltucky, drop my wheels off, get back to Jerzy, roll up 31 to 46, hit Hot Dog Johnny's for a hot dog or six, then get home. First problem: my lug nut removing gun couldn't remove a few of my lug nuts. OK, tire iron takes care of them. Load up the Caddy, hit the road about 12:30. Hit 78, and then the fun begins: nothing but free loading Pennsyltucky hillbillies and New York rejects clogging the road. With the high light being a PA douche in a Sentra racing a Mass douch in a Land Rover. Weaving in and out, cutting people off, massive speeding...these skumfooks were doing it all! I hit #77 on the cell and called the cops, but that did alot of good! :-? Then I get to the Pa toll, and there are about 875,962 trucks in front of me. Finally get through them, and enter into Pennsyltucky, the land of the black lung. I roll on down to Bath, Pa. and get to Wheel Collision Center. The guy got a kick outa the fact that the wheels were for an AMX, and he told me he'd call me tomorrow with an estimate. I told him not to bother, just to fix 'em, and I gave him my info. OK, hit the road back to Jerzy. Cruising on back on 78, a total AZZAHOLIA from NY cuts over 3 lanes, and I almost plow into his rear end. I nail the horn and he flips me off. I go nuts and go after him...but he starts weaving in and out, and I won't do that. I try to tail him so I can get his plate # so I can call the cops, but he gets away. I'm fumin,' but then I see the turn off for 31. AHHHHHHH, NIRVANA! Up 31, down 46, then HOT DOG JOHNNY'S!
I get on 31, and WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! :evil: I look ahead, and 31 looks to be backed up for about 547,962 miles! Again WTF?! WHO THE FOOK, is on the road at 2:15 in the afternoon? Don't people fooking work anymore? PEOPLE SUCK! So, I say fook the hot dogs, and head on home. I did stop to get gas, and I'm getting 19 MPG. Pretty good MPG for a pretty FOOKED UP day! :-x
I get on 31, and WTF?! WTF?! WTF?! :evil: I look ahead, and 31 looks to be backed up for about 547,962 miles! Again WTF?! WHO THE FOOK, is on the road at 2:15 in the afternoon? Don't people fooking work anymore? PEOPLE SUCK! So, I say fook the hot dogs, and head on home. I did stop to get gas, and I'm getting 19 MPG. Pretty good MPG for a pretty FOOKED UP day! :-x