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06-22-2007, 05:35 PM
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American Road Warrior
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unstable bob invades PENNSYLTUCKY!!!
OK, I woke up today with a simple plan: go to Wheel Collision Center in Pennsyltucky, drop my wheels off, get back to Jerzy, roll up 31 to 46, hit Hot Dog Johnny's for a hot dog or six, then get home. First problem: my lug nut removing gun couldn't remove a few of my lug nuts. OK, tire iron takes care of them. Load up the Caddy, hit the road about 12:30. Hit 78, and then the fun begins: nothing but free loading Pennsyltucky hillbillies and New York rejects clogging the road. With the high light being a PA douche in a Sentra racing a Mass douch in a Land Rover. Weaving in and out, cutting people off, massive speeding...these skumfooks were doing it all! I hit #77 on the cell and called the cops, but that did alot of good!  Then I get to the Pa toll, and there are about 875,962 trucks in front of me. Finally get through them, and enter into Pennsyltucky, the land of the black lung. I roll on down to Bath, Pa. and get to Wheel Collision Center. The guy got a kick outa the fact that the wheels were for an AMX, and he told me he'd call me tomorrow with an estimate. I told him not to bother, just to fix 'em, and I gave him my info. OK, hit the road back to Jerzy. Cruising on back on 78, a total AZZAHOLIA from NY cuts over 3 lanes, and I almost plow into his rear end. I nail the horn and he flips me off. I go nuts and go after him...but he starts weaving in and out, and I won't do that. I try to tail him so I can get his plate # so I can call the cops, but he gets away. I'm fumin,' but then I see the turn off for 31. AHHHHHHH, NIRVANA! Up 31, down 46, then HOT DOG JOHNNY'S!
I get on 31, and WTF?! WTF?! WTF?!  I look ahead, and 31 looks to be backed up for about 547,962 miles! Again WTF?! WHO THE FOOK, is on the road at 2:15 in the afternoon? Don't people fooking work anymore? PEOPLE SUCK! So, I say fook the hot dogs, and head on home. I did stop to get gas, and I'm getting 19 MPG. Pretty good MPG for a pretty FOOKED UP day! 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-22-2007, 08:13 PM
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Damn UBG you need a beer, not a hot dog, And your should have told that guy the AMX would kick his azz and steal his woman, then kick his azz again
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06-22-2007, 08:15 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
Damn UBG you need a beer, not a hot dog, And your should have told that guy the AMX would kick his azz and steal his woman, then kick his azz again
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The guy was cool. He even yelled at me for not keeping my wheels clean enuff, and that was cool, too. 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-22-2007, 08:17 PM
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ahhh you made it sound like he was mocking the AMX
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06-22-2007, 08:40 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Originally Posted by bubba428
ahhh you made it sound like he was mocking the AMX
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Nah, man, I said he got a "kick" outa it, you know, like a thrill. He talked about seeing 'em back in the day. If he was bustin' my horns I'da steamrolled him w/ my 295 tire and took my bidness elsewhere!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-22-2007, 08:45 PM
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HAHA nice
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06-22-2007, 08:47 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
HAHA nice
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Wordapapadoc!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-22-2007, 08:53 PM
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WHAT!!!!!!!!! that don't even begin to make sence
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06-22-2007, 09:11 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
WHAT!!!!!!!!! that don't even begin to make sence
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WORD! A! PAPA DOC!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-22-2007, 09:15 PM
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sorry...I'm still lost.....
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