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unstable bob gable
10-12-2009, 11:04 PM
Yesterday I'm at my part time job at Auto Bone, and my AMX is parked outside in a prime spot. It's getting lots of attention and compliments, and I'm basically playing cashier and chatting up the customers. This rather doofy looking fat "kid" comes in, gets some shiznit, and steps to the cash register to pay up. He then axes me "Who's CHARGER is that outside?" I honestly think there is a Charger outside, so I look out the window, but see no Charger outside. So, I axe him "Where?" He sez "Right out THERE...the BLUE CHARGER!" Well, all that is out there is my BLUE AMX. So I sez, "Come on, dood, that's an AMC AMX!" So he replies, "Oh. Is that somebody's car from here, or does AUTO ZONE OWN IT?" I REALLY feel like saying "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!," but instead I sez "Yeah, Auto Zone owns it. And whomever wins employee of the week gets to wear a red and black paper hat and take 3 laps around da parking lot with it. I won this week, so at 3:00 I'll be firing it up and taking my victory laps!" I SWEAR I think the jabronie believed me! So, as to not spoil the story, I told him "THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AUTO ZONE, and remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires!" With that he looked at me kinda puzzled, and waddled out the door to go look at the "CHARGER" again. :mrgreen:
madness410
10-12-2009, 11:31 PM
lol a lot of dumb people go to da bone. every time i see an autozone i call it da bone now lol
LTb1ow
10-12-2009, 11:37 PM
I thought you drove a mustang?
bubba428
10-13-2009, 12:19 AM
i thought it was a gender confused camero
NJ Torque
10-13-2009, 02:12 AM
haahah
JL8Jeff
10-13-2009, 07:34 AM
Yeah, but does Autozone own it? :rofl:
unstable bob gable
10-13-2009, 05:27 PM
Yeah, but does Autozone own it? :rofl:

Yeah, it does. I'm just the caretaker.
Camaro67_rcl
10-14-2009, 07:14 AM
Does it have AMSOIL in it ? :rofl:
unstable bob gable
10-14-2009, 06:17 PM
Does it have AMSOIL in it ? :rofl:


YOU BETCHA! Since Auto Bone doesn't sell AMSOIL, I bought some from a guy in Goonsville, Pennsyltucky. His name is Josh Slocameromire. His shop is called JS Performance. You should look him up! :mrgreen:
grandkodiak
11-13-2009, 09:08 PM
doesnt sound very WITTGTJDR to me!! wtf is an amx hahaha
gotmudnj
11-13-2009, 09:53 PM
post pic of your car. i want a amc actually the 4wd one not many people know that car either lol.
unstable bob gable
11-13-2009, 10:22 PM
doesnt sound very WITTGTJDR to me!! wtf is an amx hahaha

Heh, I'm always walking around the 'Bone muttering "WHATEVERITTAKESTOGETTHEJOBDONERIGHT!"

post pic of your car. i want a amc actually the 4wd one not many people know that car either lol.

Since I had my 'puter crash I lost all my picts. But there is one on the main page of my website: www.unstablebobgable.com (http://www.unstablebobgable.com)
Fast92RS
11-14-2009, 07:43 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Kids get dumber and dumber
BigAls87Z28
11-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Bob, that guy better have walked out with TWO Gumouts!!
sweetbmxrider
11-14-2009, 10:52 AM
:rofl:
unstable bob gable
11-15-2009, 12:01 AM
Bob, that guy better have walked out with TWO Gumouts!!

I think we were pushin' the Lucas that weekend...