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10-12-2009, 11:04 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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"Auto Zone Charger?"
Yesterday I'm at my part time job at Auto Bone, and my AMX is parked outside in a prime spot. It's getting lots of attention and compliments, and I'm basically playing cashier and chatting up the customers. This rather doofy looking fat "kid" comes in, gets some shiznit, and steps to the cash register to pay up. He then axes me "Who's CHARGER is that outside?" I honestly think there is a Charger outside, so I look out the window, but see no Charger outside. So, I axe him "Where?" He sez "Right out THERE...the BLUE CHARGER!" Well, all that is out there is my BLUE AMX. So I sez, "Come on, dood, that's an AMC AMX!" So he replies, "Oh. Is that somebody's car from here, or does AUTO ZONE OWN IT?" I REALLY feel like saying "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!," but instead I sez "Yeah, Auto Zone owns it. And whomever wins employee of the week gets to wear a red and black paper hat and take 3 laps around da parking lot with it. I won this week, so at 3:00 I'll be firing it up and taking my victory laps!" I SWEAR I think the jabronie believed me! So, as to not spoil the story, I told him "THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AUTO ZONE, and remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires!" With that he looked at me kinda puzzled, and waddled out the door to go look at the "CHARGER" again. 
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10-12-2009, 11:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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lol a lot of dumb people go to da bone. every time i see an autozone i call it da bone now lol
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10-12-2009, 11:37 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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I thought you drove a mustang?
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10-13-2009, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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i thought it was a gender confused Camaro
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10-13-2009, 02:12 AM
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11 Second Club
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Location: Edison, NJ
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haahah
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10-13-2009, 07:34 AM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
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Yeah, but does Autozone own it? 
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10-13-2009, 05:27 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JL8Jeff
Yeah, but does Autozone own it? |
Yeah, it does. I'm just the caretaker.
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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10-14-2009, 07:14 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Phila, Pa
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Does it have AMSOIL in it ?
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10-14-2009, 06:17 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro67_rcl
Does it have AMSOIL in it ? |
YOU BETCHA! Since Auto Bone doesn't sell AMSOIL, I bought some from a guy in Goonsville, Pennsyltucky. His name is Josh SloCamaromire. His shop is called JS Performance. You should look him up!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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11-13-2009, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Long Branch, NJ
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doesnt sound very WITTGTJDR to me!! wtf is an amx hahaha
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11-13-2009, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: sayreville, nj
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post pic of your car. i want a amc actually the 4wd one not many people know that car either lol.
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11-13-2009, 10:22 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grandkodiak
doesnt sound very WITTGTJDR to me!! wtf is an amx hahaha
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Heh, I'm always walking around the 'Bone muttering "WHATEVERITTAKESTOGETTHEJOBDONERIGHT!"
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Originally Posted by gotmudnj
post pic of your car. i want a amc actually the 4wd one not many people know that car either lol.
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Since I had my 'puter crash I lost all my picts. But there is one on the main page of my website: www.unstablebobgable.com
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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11-14-2009, 07:43 AM
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Last edited by Fast92RS; 11-14-2009 at 07:44 AM.
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11-14-2009, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Bob, that guy better have walked out with TWO Gumouts!!
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11-14-2009, 10:52 AM
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Meet Coordinator
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11-15-2009, 12:01 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Bob, that guy better have walked out with TWO Gumouts!!
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I think we were pushin' the Lucas that weekend...
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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