JB Weld it !!!

[DaSkinnyGuy]

BP's fix.

had to share my idea,fill the well up with something to slow the flow down such as tires and pour a ton of JB weld on it

[NastyEllEssWon]

jb weld has to stay completely dry for at least 10 hours to fully cure...overnight for best results. plus they might have to wing a few sharp objects around.....are you sure your ok with that??? :lol:

[Knipps]

http://uploads.postfarm.net/public/postfarm/uploads-1.0/%20threadildos.jpg

[DaSkinnyGuy]

jb weld has to stay completely dry for at least 10 hours to fully cure...overnight for best results. plus they might have to wing a few sharp objects around.....are you sure your ok with that??? :lol:

if you can find a way to plug the hole for 10 hours jobs done better than an ocean full of oil

[NastyEllEssWon]

if you can find a way to plug the hole for 10 hours jobs done better than an ocean full of oil




cause theres no water in the ocean???

[DaSkinnyGuy]

cause theres no water in the ocean???

lol i love the public reaction, sometimes you do things to mess with people and see what they say. :-P

[NastyEllEssWon]

lol i love the public reaction, sometimes you do things to mess with people and see what they say. :-P




kinda like your buddy and his knife wave joke???

[DaSkinnyGuy]

kinda like your buddy and his knife wave joke???

i dunno thats a seperate thread but the wife cooking saved it

[LTb1ow]

You do realize, the leak is almost a mile deep in the ocean?

[bandit88]

jb weld has to stay completely dry for at least 10 hours to fully cure...overnight for best results. plus they might have to wing a few sharp objects around.....are you sure your ok with that??? :lol:


way to kill his hopes and dreams :wink:

[FlyingDutchman]

BP's fix.

had to share my idea,fill the well up with something to slow the flow down such as tires and pour a ton of JB weld on it

Pretty sure they tried golf balls and shredded tires... only to fail and pollute the water even more :|

[baddest434]

just make a huge wedding ring and slip it over the pipe. It will almost instantly stop putting out!



taken from another site.

[z28rob18]

they dont have the smartest ppl workin on this so dont plan to see it stop anytime soon. apparently they got a saw blade stuck on one attempt and it was blockin 70% of the flow but instead of leaving it in and blocking that 70% they pulled it out. i hate engineers they go to school for all this difficult stuff only to come out with zero commen sense.

[Frosty]

they dont have the smartest ppl workin on this so dont plan to see it stop anytime soon. apparently they got a saw blade stuck on one attempt and it was blockin 70% of the flow but instead of leaving it in and blocking that 70% they pulled it out. i hate engineers they go to school for all this difficult stuff only to come out with zero commen sense.

Then what would you do?

[LTb1ow]

they dont have the smartest ppl workin on this so dont plan to see it stop anytime soon. apparently they got a saw blade stuck on one attempt and it was blockin 70% of the flow but instead of leaving it in and blocking that 70% they pulled it out. i hate engineers they go to school for all this difficult stuff only to come out with zero commen sense.

Its also annoying when people assume how easy this is.

Its a mile deep, thats not like a ball at the bottom of your pool you wanna get... you have over a ton per square inch... not exactly a cake wake to fix a leak that have more pressure behind it than that...


That oil is overcoming roughly 2400psi of water pressure.... and then ya know, its a friggen mile down...

But yea, throw some JB weld on that will work... :lol:

[z28rob18]

i didnt say i had a fix but if you have something blocking 70% of the flow y the hell would you remove it? and i realize its 5000' down i never said it was a simple fix. im just sayin the fact that they had something blocking some flow and then take it out that is retarded.

[69BirdX]

I would reccomend ford engineers to work on it........ But it seems they still have problems with oil leaks

[deadtrend1]

I would reccomend ford engineers to work on it........ But it seems they still have problems with oil leaks

have you ever seen the bottom of a LT1 car? :moon:


:rofl:

[bandit88]

I would reccomend ford engineers to work on it........ But it seems they still have problems with oil leaks


just because their engineers doesn't mean that they have the answers........ there are c and d students in engineering too:wink:

[BigAls87Z28]

Blocking it is bad.
Stopping it from leaking into the ocean is good. Cant just screw a cap on.
There was a total failure all around on every side.

[Blacdout96]

jb weld has to stay completely dry for at least 10 hours to fully cure...overnight for best results. plus they might have to wing a few sharp objects around.....are you sure your ok with that??? :lol:

They have JB Water Weld for occasions such as that. Really I don't know why they didnt try Mighty Putty. The Great Billy Mays said it can bond even when its wet :D

[WildBillyT]

just because their engineers doesn't mean that they have the answers........ there are c and d students in engineering too:wink:

Furthermore:

For every great engineering miracle there are four bean counters there to **** it into an abomination.

[BonzoHansen]

They have JB Water Weld for occasions such as that. Really I don't know why they didnt try Mighty Putty. The Great Billy Mays said it can bond even when its wet :D

then paint the concrete with drylock. you can paint drylock over an active leak.

[Blacdout96]

Furthermore:

For every great engineering miracle there are four bean counters there to **** it into an abomination.

Someone please sticky that quote, it couldn't be more true.

[Frosty]

Blocking it is bad.
Stopping it from leaking into the ocean is good. Cant just screw a cap on.
There was a total failure all around on every side.

Pretty much sums it up.

...and I swear if I hear the small nuke option one more time I'm gonna pull my hair out.,

[LTb1ow]

Pretty much sums it up.

...and I swear if I hear the small nuke option one more time I'm gonna pull my hair out.,

Um, why not? :-?

It would be a total win for the anti drilling fossil fuel and non nuclear proliferation camps!

Radioactive oil spills are much cooler than plain ole oil spills. :nod:

:rofl:

[bubba428]

so wait? does this mean we could have radio active sharks with laser beams on their heads?

[NastyEllEssWon]

so wait? does this mean we could have radio active sharks with laser beams on their heads?




yeah their regularly scheduled programming is from 9-11 :rofl:

[Blacdout96]

so wait? does this mean we could have radio active sharks with laser beams on their heads?

With radio active trunk monkeys riding on the back

[BonzoHansen]

Turn the gulf into monster island

[bubba428]

nobody??? Austin Powers reference??? no? no?

[NastyEllEssWon]

the sharks in austin powers werent radioactive....


this is what i pictured when i read your post


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/Jsaul83/shark2.jpg?t=1276636227


thats the difference between radioactive and radio active :lol:

[Blacdout96]

LOL!! point for Nasty, and a penalty for my poor grammer. Although you forgot the laser, so the point is taken away. :rofl:

[mc73nova]

nobody??? Austin Powers reference??? no? no?

That is a classic, I love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

[NastyEllEssWon]

LOL!! point for Nasty, and a penalty for my poor grammer. Although you forgot the laser, so the point is taken away. :rofl:




my radio active shark has lasers embedded in his nose :nod:

[sweetbmxrider]

why don't they just put an oil rig over it? that or landlock/fill in the gulf :-?