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THECowboy
09-09-2004, 05:12 PM
What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?

The funniest i have seen was on a dodge truck and said:

"Eat's Ford's
*****'s Chevy's"

JPiZZiJP
09-09-2004, 08:47 PM
Ironically mine is completely non-car related...

Since I went to Penn State...

"If God isn't a Penn State fan, then why is the sky blue and white?"

~Joe

skorpion317
09-09-2004, 11:04 PM
On some beat-up old POS:

"U.S. Government Philosophy - If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is."

V
09-09-2004, 11:11 PM
best one i've seen...

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"

BigAls87Z28
09-10-2004, 02:11 AM
on the back of a huge 4x4...

Lost Your Cat?
Check my tire treds. :twisted:

Ian
09-10-2004, 02:23 AM
I hope no one gets pissed at this one and they shouldn't considering I am of the faith myself but here it goes. My fav is "my boss is a jewish carpenter."

formula4speed
09-10-2004, 07:32 AM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

Ian
09-10-2004, 10:37 AM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

HOLY CRAP! thats the best one EVER!!! :rofl:

Vanilla_Gorilla
09-10-2004, 11:06 AM
keep honking, im reloading

Squirrel
09-10-2004, 11:19 AM
"LUV2BE10" :lol:

Tru2Chevy
09-10-2004, 11:56 AM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

:rofl: :rofl:

- Justin

HardcoreZ28
09-10-2004, 12:16 PM
Some idiot ricer around here has one that says "My other ride is your girlfriend"

89CamaroRS
09-10-2004, 05:02 PM
Driver carries no cash. He's married.

j0n
09-10-2004, 06:11 PM
gun control means using 2 hands 8)

NJSPEEDER
09-10-2004, 06:33 PM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe

later
tim

Tru2Chevy
09-10-2004, 06:42 PM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe

later
tim

Was she cute? (Not that I would take her up on the offer or anything.....) :angel:

- Justin

NJSPEEDER
09-10-2004, 06:51 PM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe

later
tim

Was she cute? (Not that I would take her up on the offer or anything.....) :angel:

- Justin

i know yer proud of the lumina and all, but it is slow. you wouldn't have had a chance with ehr anyway.
she was ok looking.

later
tim

89 Trans Am WS6
09-10-2004, 11:13 PM
I saw one that was all blue with white letters that said "My child can kick your honor students ass" and it looked just like those stupid ones parents put on their cars if the kid is on the honor roll.

ar0ck
09-10-2004, 11:38 PM
"Bush
Chaney 04'"

My favorite one 8)

Fastbird
09-10-2004, 11:56 PM
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

:shock: We have a winner. :lol:

BigAls87Z28
09-11-2004, 01:19 AM
Keep Honking, Im reloading one is awesome!

My dad told me that the Beat me/Eat me was on this chicks car back when he was young. She had some sort of Mopar car with a Hemi in it....no one beat her. 8)

Squirrel
09-11-2004, 11:21 AM
i see this one all the time in ewing :D
"Parkway School:
Where everyone is special" or something to that effect

twiztidz28
09-14-2004, 11:26 AM
seen one today on a late 70's camaro in lodi today. "my lugnuts take more torque then your riceburner makes" thought that was a good one. expecially on a camaro.

PBodyGT87
09-14-2004, 07:38 PM
on the back of a huge ass Dualie "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass"

84HOtransam
09-15-2004, 12:14 AM
on the back window of an 80's mustang i saw at a car show..

"built ford tough, with chevy all stuff"

jims69camaro
09-15-2004, 09:28 AM
it's amazing how many show cars and hot rods you see at the shows that are wearing the blue oval on the outside but have the bowtie heart and soul inside...

"yoou can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers"
-circa 1970 on a custom ford van with flame paint job

Tru2Chevy
09-15-2004, 09:34 AM
on the back window of an 80's mustang i saw at a car show..

"built ford tough, with chevy all stuff"

:rofl: At least one of the Ford guys knows how to build a real car...

- Justin

84HOtransam
09-15-2004, 11:19 PM
it's amazing how many show cars and hot rods you see at the shows that are wearing the blue oval on the outside but have the bowtie heart and soul inside...

ive also see the bowtie on the inside of the blue oval... this guy had a decent size one painted on the back of his race car trailer..