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09-09-2004, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Marlton, NJ
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Bumper Sticker's
What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
The funniest i have seen was on a dodge truck and said:
"Eat's Ford's
*****'s Chevy's"
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09-09-2004, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Middlesex County, NJ
Posts: 592
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Ironically mine is completely non-car related...
Since I went to Penn State...
"If God isn't a Penn State fan, then why is the sky blue and white?"
~Joe
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09-09-2004, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Pequannock, NJ
Posts: 1,854
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On some beat-up old POS:
"U.S. Government Philosophy - If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is."
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1998 Saturn SL2
-=NORTH JERSEY NOT ONLY OWNS YOU, WE OWN YOUR MOM TOO.=-
Veritas et Aequitas
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09-09-2004, 11:11 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,082
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best one i've seen...
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
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09-10-2004, 02:11 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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on the back of a huge 4x4...
Lost Your Cat?
Check my tire treds. 
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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09-10-2004, 02:23 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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I hope no one gets pissed at this one and they shouldn't considering I am of the faith myself but here it goes. My fav is "my boss is a jewish carpenter."
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-10-2004, 07:32 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: delaware
Posts: 93
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Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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1990 firebird formula...super slow
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09-10-2004, 10:37 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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Originally Posted by formula4speed
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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HOLY CRAP! thats the best one EVER!!! 
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Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-10-2004, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: central jers
Posts: 59
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keep honking, im reloading
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09-10-2004, 11:19 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
Posts: 3,904
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"LUV2BE10" 
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia 
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09-10-2004, 11:56 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Originally Posted by formula4speed
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-10-2004, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
Posts: 2,630
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Some idiot ricer around here has one that says "My other ride is your girlfriend"
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Chevy High Performance - Readers Rides 4/03
GM High Tech Performance - Tech Article 3/06
Chevy Rumble - Tech & Feature Articles November 2006
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SkinAndSteel.com
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09-10-2004, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 164
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Driver carries no cash. He's married.
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>2008 Corvette - Borla catback/K&N
>2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited 4.7L HO 4x4 black/grey
>1985 Honda Sabre V65 1100 - jetted/K&N
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09-10-2004, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 5,559
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gun control means using 2 hands 8)
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09-10-2004, 06:33 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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Originally Posted by formula4speed
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe
later
tim
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09-10-2004, 06:42 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe
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Was she cute? (Not that I would take her up on the offer or anything.....) 
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-10-2004, 06:51 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
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Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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there was a chick that used to ride around ewing in a blue mustang, plate frame said "if you can beat me, you can eat me" hehe
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Was she cute? (Not that I would take her up on the offer or anything.....)
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i know yer proud of the lumina and all, but it is slow. you wouldn't have had a chance with ehr anyway.
she was ok looking.
later
tim
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09-10-2004, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hawthorne, New Jersey
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I saw one that was all blue with white letters that said "My child can kick your honor students ass" and it looked just like those stupid ones parents put on their cars if the kid is on the honor roll.
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09-10-2004, 11:38 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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"Bush
Chaney 04'"
My favorite one 8)
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09-10-2004, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sicklerville, NJ/McGuire AFB
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Originally Posted by formula4speed
Saw a hot chick with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"
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 We have a winner.
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09-11-2004, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Keep Honking, Im reloading one is awesome!
My dad told me that the Beat me/Eat me was on this chicks car back when he was young. She had some sort of Mopar car with a Hemi in it....no one beat her. 8)
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09-11-2004, 11:21 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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i see this one all the time in ewing 
"Parkway School:
Where everyone is special" or something to that effect
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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09-14-2004, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Lodi, NJ
Posts: 429
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seen one today on a late 70's camaro in lodi today. "my lugnuts take more torque then your riceburner makes" thought that was a good one. expecially on a camaro.
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Someone help me fix the rattles in my car Please.
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09-14-2004, 07:38 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 1,497
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on the back of a huge ass Dualie "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass"
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*Creator of the short-lived Ignore List Thread (RIP)*
1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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09-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Clifton,NJ/ Providence,RI
Posts: 520
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on the back window of an 80's mustang i saw at a car show..
"built ford tough, with chevy all stuff"
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