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ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 03:29 PM
ok so this is all in good fun and after we hear all the comments of women from you guys...here are some from us on guys...all in good fun of course :lol:

1. Men are like ........Laxatives .... They irritate the **** out of you. :doh:

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. :banana:


3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.. :shrug:

4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. :scratch:

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth,& they usually head right for your hips. :nutkick:

6. Men are like ..... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say. :soapbox:

7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. :moon:

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. :leghump: :clown:

9. Men are like ...... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. :missu: :burnout:

10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. :popcorn:

11. Men are like . Snowstorms …You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. :roll:

12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. :knock:

13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots …All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. :help:


ok ok that was all in good fun :kneeslap: just had to
8)

enRo
03-28-2005, 03:33 PM
LOL NICE EMOTICON STRUCTURE :kneeslap: :kneeslap: :kneeslap:

misterjuice
03-28-2005, 03:51 PM
Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl

superblonde
03-28-2005, 04:28 PM
Nice, Kel...we seriously need to finish that list...

Mike
03-28-2005, 05:08 PM
:fight: :flower:

Koll
03-28-2005, 05:25 PM
Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl

Think you and me can take em?

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl

Think you and me can take em?

i may be tiny but i can still kick your ass!!! :nutkick:

:lol: :twisted:

slasherbarb
03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
read the orange sign ladies...http://image26.webshots.com/27/9/58/75/307895875lxpUcw_ph.jpg

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 05:54 PM
:roll: :nutkick:

slasherbarb
03-28-2005, 05:59 PM
guess some ladies don't like to iron...

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 06:01 PM
Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. :knock: SILLY BOYS :roll:

misterjuice
03-28-2005, 06:03 PM
don't think i forgot about our soon-to-happen fight.............. it's gonna happen.

slasherbarb
03-28-2005, 06:03 PM
Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...But your still looking... :wink:

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 06:04 PM
Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...But your still looking... :wink:

lol good one ;)

misterjuice
03-28-2005, 06:17 PM
you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste ;)

Koll
03-28-2005, 06:19 PM
you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste ;)

Ohh la-la

Pat
03-28-2005, 06:20 PM
Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...But your still looking... :wink:

lol good one ;)

i am the king of the lava lamps. bow down before me.

slasherbarb
03-28-2005, 06:25 PM
you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste ;)

Ohh la-la :barf:

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 06:27 PM
Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...But your still looking... :wink:

lol good one ;)

i am the king of the lava lamps. bow down before me.

lol and yet im still goin with you to your phat social function requiring me to wear a dress...lol should be an interesting night ;)

86Transam
03-28-2005, 06:39 PM
misterjuice i think u need to add that list to ur crap list.

12secondv6
03-28-2005, 06:46 PM
:lol:

Well.... us guys got owned on that!!

Made me laugh though

#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? Â*:lol:


BTW, did ya find a new car yet?

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 07:22 PM
:lol:

Well.... us guys got owned on that!!

Made me laugh though

#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? :lol:


BTW, did ya find a new car yet?

still looking :roll: matt might have found one...im hoping but he has to see if its junk or not...but yeah :cry: on the car issue

matt98ls1
03-28-2005, 07:36 PM
god damn woman.... seems that someone around here isn't too pleased with the opposite sex. :roll:


I'd ask what sparked this, but I'm sure I could guess... anyway, cheer up :kiss:

Ian
03-28-2005, 08:27 PM
:lol:

Well.... us guys got owned on that!!

Made me laugh though

#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? Â*:lol:

I guess I'm handicapped too :? . Oh well, things could be worse. :roll:

SteveR
03-28-2005, 10:10 PM
read the orange sign ladies...http://image26.webshots.com/27/9/58/75/307895875lxpUcw_ph.jpg

omfg lol :lol:

Ant'sWS6
03-28-2005, 10:19 PM
LOL, that was damn funny.....hey.....wait a minute, I think I should be insulted :wink:

ProtekYoNutz
03-28-2005, 10:20 PM
god damn woman.... seems that someone around here isn't too pleased with the opposite sex. :roll:


I'd ask what sparked this, but I'm sure I could guess... anyway, cheer up :kiss:

nah just thought i would share wit the rest of the girls....but yeah we all arent too happy im sure with the opposite sex. thats just the way it goes :roll: o well :D

BigAls87Z28
03-29-2005, 01:48 AM
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots …All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Guess I'm one of thoes "good ones" huh? :D

CrAsH
03-29-2005, 02:47 AM
:? i didnt know i was handicaped :( :scratch: ....
vary funny list

Koll
03-29-2005, 06:24 AM
I think Im one of thoes "Expecting Mothers" Spot.

12secondv6
03-29-2005, 09:37 AM
:lol:

Well.... us guys got owned on that!!

Made me laugh though

#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? Â*:lol:


BTW, did ya find a new car yet?

still looking Â*:roll: Â*matt might have found one...im hoping but he has to see if its junk or not...but yeah Â*:cry: Â*on the car issue

Still? :(

Ok..... must be auto... not red.... what else?

ProtekYoNutz
03-29-2005, 05:56 PM
Ok..... must be auto... not red.... what else?

no use in looking cuz im broke anyways... :(

12secondv6
03-29-2005, 06:03 PM
Sorry :(

What was wrong w/ your saturn anyways?

Head gasket?

ProtekYoNutz
03-29-2005, 09:56 PM
Sorry :(

What was wrong w/ your saturn anyways?

Head gasket?

no that was fixed needs a new engine :evil: