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03-28-2005, 03:29 PM
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For All The LADIES :)...sry guys
ok so this is all in good fun and after we hear all the comments of women from you guys...here are some from us on guys...all in good fun of course 
1. Men are like ........ Laxatives .... They irritate the **** out of you. 
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 
3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.. 
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth,& they usually head right for your hips. 
6. Men are like ..... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say. 
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.  
9. Men are like ...... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.  
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 
11. Men are like . Snowstorms …You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 
12. Men are like ...... .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots …All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 
ok ok that was all in good fun  just had to
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 03:33 PM
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03-28-2005, 03:51 PM
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Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl
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03-28-2005, 04:28 PM
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Nice, Kel...we seriously need to finish that list...
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03-28-2005, 05:08 PM
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It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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03-28-2005, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by misterjuice
Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl
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Think you and me can take em?
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Koll
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Them are fightin words........bring it on....little girl
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i may be tiny but i can still kick your ass!!!
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
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read the orange sign ladies... 
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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03-28-2005, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 05:59 PM
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guess some ladies don't like to iron...
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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03-28-2005, 06:01 PM
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Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. SILLY BOYS
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 06:03 PM
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don't think i forgot about our soon-to-happen fight.............. it's gonna happen.
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03-28-2005, 06:03 PM
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Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...
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But your still looking...
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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03-28-2005, 06:04 PM
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Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...
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lol good one
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 06:17 PM
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you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste
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03-28-2005, 06:19 PM
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you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste |
Ohh la-la
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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03-28-2005, 06:20 PM
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Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...
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i am the king of the lava lamps. bow down before me.
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Sold: 1998 Trans Am
SLP Lid, Magnaflow Catback, Stock Hurst w/ JSS, BMR APHR, Chrome ZR1's
Currently Driving: 1986 Oldsmobile Delta 88
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03-28-2005, 06:25 PM
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Fidget Lover
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you can look........but I urge you to touch....and taste |
Ohh la-la |
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
- Justin
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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03-28-2005, 06:27 PM
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Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at...
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i am the king of the lava lamps. bow down before me. |
lol and yet im still goin with you to your phat social function requiring me to wear a dress...lol should be an interesting night
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 06:39 PM
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misterjuice i think u need to add that list to ur crap list.
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03-28-2005, 06:46 PM
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Well.... us guys got owned on that!!
Made me laugh though
#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? Â*
BTW, did ya find a new car yet?
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03-28-2005, 07:22 PM
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Well.... us guys got owned on that!!
Made me laugh though
#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then???
BTW, did ya find a new car yet?
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still looking matt might have found one...im hoping but he has to see if its junk or not...but yeah  on the car issue
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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03-28-2005, 07:36 PM
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god damn woman.... seems that someone around here isn't too pleased with the opposite sex.
I'd ask what sparked this, but I'm sure I could guess... anyway, cheer up 
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03-28-2005, 08:27 PM
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Well.... us guys got owned on that!!
Made me laugh though
#13.... DOH.... I'm handicapped then??? Â*
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I guess I'm handicapped too  . Oh well, things could be worse.
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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03-28-2005, 10:10 PM
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I <3 sheep
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omfg lol
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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