All these speeding stories, i never get caught speeding. I get pulled over for all the bs reasons, like seatbelts and frontplates... aka police officer bordem.

1. there is no ticket quota (think along the lines of "there is no mafia")
2. cops are people, therefore they can be swayed by their emotions just as much as the next guy. you don't know where his head is or whether he got some last night or not, so it's not likely that he will laugh at your jokes
3. he's heard all of the lies before, even the one you just made up
4. he will like it if you are respectful and speak english
5. he will like it even more if you remain legal inside and outside of the car
6. some cops like it if you run from them, but in most cases you will get the book thrown at you (ask me how i know...)

true true:rofl: :rofl: