Random Chuck Norris Facts
 

This is just funny, not to be taken seriously :lol:

• Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  
  Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
  
  Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
  
  Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
  
  The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Awsome. Simply awsome...

And if your on MySpace join the group...
http://groups.myspace.com/c****n

Im gonna make a group: Chuck ****ing Sucks :lol:

walker texas ranger was one of the best shows ever made
i used to watch it everyday for 2 hours..when it was on, now its played at 6:00 in the mornin on sundays,, must of had some good ratings

chuck norris sucks and you wanna make sweet sweet kung fu love with him.

later
tim

Bruce Lee > Cluck Norris!

Leroy from The Last Dragon would kick both their asses.

Milli Vanilli > Chuck Norris

bruce lee = 20 bazillion times better.

chuck faggis can kiss my fidget ass!!!

thats what i was gonna say, bruce lee would kick chucks ass while he was blindfolded!

Bruce Lee was a prodigy. Chuck is cool but noone comes close to Bruce IMHO.

Another Chuck Norris fact...





Chuck Norris is a huge workout machine selling FAG!!!!!!

very true, bruce lee didnt need to use any of those machines!! :lol:

poop > norris

Chuck norris loves c*ck
Alex loves c*ck

Coincidence???

I think not! :lol: :lol:

:lol: at this thread. BTW, I wish I still had a quote from Alex via aim. JM showed him a myspace pic from someone who had a pic of chuck norris and Alex goes "I wish I could grow chest hair like that" :lol:

~Ted

:kneeslap: :gay:

What is your obsession with chuck norris???????????????????????

:supergay:

:werd:

I do it to piss you off, since everyone gets so agrivated about it. Know you know how I feel sometimes.

And for the haters... go cry me a river.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, only problem is that Chuck Noris doesn't cry

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier...

LMAO @ Chuck Norris