Pregnancies...
 

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Any thoughts? :rofl:

hahaha funny stuff!! horrible but funny!

you post that and wonder why god hates you?

and yes, it is damn funny

it's funny. but definitely sick.

mixed feeling here..but Idk it could be about the things ive heard the last few days..(nothing to do with NJFBOA!)..lol

that is ****ed, and i like it!

well as long as we all think its funny...YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

:stupid:

I couldnt stop laughing for a few minutes. :lol:

thats ****ed up...funny...but ****ed up

nice post :thumb:

Looks like someone went to the Chuck Norris School of Abortion.

when my wife told me she was pregnant again first thing I did was the old fake to the gut swing lol

like the rest of them said.... ****ed up but very funny

that's sooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



but funny as hell.........

Agreed, LMAO :)

freakin hilarious

:twak: your all gonna get struck by lightning for laughing at that or karma will come back and bitch slap you and your kids will grow up to look like backwoods inbreeds from deliverance :rofl:

Agreed funny but wrong

Had a kid in my senior year health class, "Nick what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?"

"I'd be so grateful upon hearing the news that I would take my girlfriend for a romantic walk in the park, we'd probly wind up getting lost in the woods, where we would be stuck until dark, where some scary man in a mask, whom i DID NOT hire, would come out from behind a tree and attack us. Naturally i'd try to defend her but he would probably overpower me and then commence to beat my girlfriend in the stomach with a bat. It's tragic. Either that or i'd be so jubilant i'd trip down a flight of stairs and take her with me, i'm clumsy you know."

would be funny except he was 100% dead serious

haha..thats great.. this pregnancy talk reminds me of an incident back in the day. i still laugh about it. about 5 years ago Im driving around in my car listening to music with my ex. She was upset for some reason and wouldnt talk about it. So i just ignored it, anyways, the kid rock song came on, the one with "black chick, white guy, does it mean **** maybe..."(if you dont knwo the song tough) and in the beginning its about 2 highschool kids having sex and I knew the one part coming up in the song so i say "listen, this next parts funny". the song goes on and the girl in the song says "i'm pregnant", its a song, i found it funny(previous lines were like humping like rabbits etc) but right after that my ex burst out into tears and looks at me...at that point i finally knew why she was upset. lol. I didnt say a word after that. i still laugh about that moment to this day. and NO, it wasnt my kid, lol.

good song, i still remember it

:kneeslap:

if you guys think thats ones funny listen to "For the Ladies" by Stephen Lynch, its freakin hilarious. i tried to attach it but the damn board wont let me...

:rofl: i know that song!!!!!!!!!

what are the lyrics to it?

w0rd!! I tried downloading it but nothing...and why wont it let me click on the "more" for the emoticons???

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...

i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...

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