REAR ENDED BY A EUROTRASHER W/ DRAGONBALL Z HAIR!!!
 

Whatta day so far! I had to go pick up my dog at the vet, and on the way home I was sitting at a light. Then all of a sudden...WHAM! I look in my rear view, and see a friggin' red Jetta looming awfully large. The Dragon Ball Z hair having jabronie driver had his hands up in the air, and I flew outa my car like I was shot outa a cannon! I looked at the bumper of my car, and didn't see any damage, but his front plastic was creased and the paint was flakin' off. I walked up to his window and started screaming at him. He started buggin' out and kept saying "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!," Then he started to cry. lol UBG FTW! I told 'em if I didn't have my sick dog in the car I would call the cops and have them write him from A-Z. He just kept up w/ "I'm sorrys" and asked me what he could do "to make it right." I told him to learn how to friggin' drive, called him a scumbag one more time, and got back in my car and drove away. I think I at least put the fear of God into him. lol

UBG FTW as always! I assume he hit you in the Cadoo, that's why you let him live?

Yeah, brudda, I was in the Cadoo. If I was in anything that mattered I'd be in jail right now!

Whew...at least he didnt ding up the Camaro X28. The Caddorod will live another day.

Next time..... open his car door...... remove him from car..... put him into your trunk.... then when it is conveneient you can get him out of the trunk!

You shoulda taken a picture of him while he was crying!

That would have been a great avatar!

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That must have benn funny as hell to see that dumb punk crying! Glad you're alright and your car isnt messed up.

Today is just filled with bad luck 4 me! I stopped to get a pizza before, and when I walked out the front door I almost got nailed by a kid on a BMX bike! That's it...I'm staying in for the rest of the night!

Shoulda unleashed the coke can cannon at point blank range and say "Hey Goku, use ur powers to dodge this can o coke" then run.



Oh yea, did he say "Holy" after the accident? :rofl:

:lol: wish I coulda seen him cry... Glad your ok and no damage to the ride

~Ted

thats hilarious that you made him cry! :rofl:

UBG FTMFW!

well done ubg lol

Heres the headline in the record tomorrow...." Man impales kid with coke can to the face" hahaha