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09-21-2006, 03:44 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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REAR ENDED BY A EUROTRASHER W/ DRAGONBALL Z HAIR!!!
Whatta day so far! I had to go pick up my dog at the vet, and on the way home I was sitting at a light. Then all of a sudden...WHAM! I look in my rear view, and see a friggin' red Jetta looming awfully large. The Dragon Ball Z hair having jabronie driver had his hands up in the air, and I flew outa my car like I was shot outa a cannon! I looked at the bumper of my car, and didn't see any damage, but his front plastic was creased and the paint was flakin' off. I walked up to his window and started screaming at him. He started buggin' out and kept saying "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!," Then he started to cry. lol UBG FTW! I told 'em if I didn't have my sick dog in the car I would call the cops and have them write him from A-Z. He just kept up w/ "I'm sorrys" and asked me what he could do "to make it right." I told him to learn how to friggin' drive, called him a scumbag one more time, and got back in my car and drove away. I think I at least put the fear of God into him. lol
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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09-21-2006, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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UBG FTW as always! I assume he hit you in the Cadoo, that's why you let him live?
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09-21-2006, 04:07 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Originally Posted by TPI Monte SS
UBG FTW as always! I assume he hit you in the Cadoo, that's why you let him live?
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Yeah, brudda, I was in the Cadoo. If I was in anything that mattered I'd be in jail right now!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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09-21-2006, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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Whew...at least he didnt ding up the Camaro X28. The Caddorod will live another day.
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09-21-2006, 05:31 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
Posts: 5,703
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Next time..... open his car door...... remove him from car..... put him into your trunk.... then when it is conveneient you can get him out of the trunk!
You shoulda taken a picture of him while he was crying!
That would have been a great avatar!
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09-21-2006, 06:06 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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That must have benn funny as hell to see that dumb punk crying! Glad you're alright and your car isnt messed up.
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-21-2006, 07:11 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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Today is just filled with bad luck 4 me! I stopped to get a pizza before, and when I walked out the front door I almost got nailed by a kid on a BMX bike! That's it...I'm staying in for the rest of the night!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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09-21-2006, 07:41 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Shoulda unleashed the coke can cannon at point blank range and say "Hey Goku, use ur powers to dodge this can o coke" then run.
Oh yea, did he say "Holy" after the accident? 
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09-21-2006, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
Posts: 5,162
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 wish I coulda seen him cry... Glad your ok and no damage to the ride
~Ted
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09-21-2006, 09:41 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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thats hilarious that you made him cry!
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OG!
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09-21-2006, 10:54 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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UBG FTMFW!
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Quote:
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-21-2006, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 5,559
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well done ubg lol
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09-21-2006, 10:58 PM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Fair Lawn
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Heres the headline in the record tomorrow...." Man impales kid with coke can to the face" hahaha
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