Things you can only say on Thanksgiving....
 

and probably get away with it

1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!!
4) That's one terrific spread!!
5) If i don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7) It's a little dry,do you still want to eat it?
8) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9) Don't play with your meat!
10) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12) I didn't expect everyone to come at once
13)You still have a little bit on your chin.
14) How long will it take after you stick it in?
15) You'll know it's ready when it pops up!
16) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17)That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

ahahahha niiiice

oh boy lol

You got the chain text too?

i got it too. so i'm as cool as you nick :lol: :fluffy:

i got it too! only 7 times though. nick probly has me beat

I don't get it ... :shrug:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

my mom said to my brother, "I can't believe you fit all of that in your mouth!"

yaaaa

Stolen from a friend of mine

"Just think, if the indians gave the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey we'd all be having a piece of ass today ;) Happy Thanksgiving"

lol nice

hahah

hahaha reminds me of "what u can say about your ___, but not your gf" on whose line is it anyway