Things you can only say on Thanksgiving.... - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

ar0ck · 11-25-2009, 06:57 PM

and probably get away with it

1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!!
4) That's one terrific spread!!
5) If i don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7) It's a little dry,do you still want to eat it?
8) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9) Don't play with your meat!
10) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12) I didn't expect everyone to come at once
13)You still have a little bit on your chin.
14) How long will it take after you stick it in?
15) You'll know it's ready when it pops up!
16) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17)That's the biggest one I've ever seen!