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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
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* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
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