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		|  04-29-2007, 05:41 PM | #1 |  
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				joke scotty said
			 
 
			
			What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Nothing, you already told her twice
 
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		|  04-29-2007, 05:52 PM | #2 |  
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			funny, the first time I heard it...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 about 10 years ago
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		|  04-29-2007, 05:58 PM | #3 |  
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			battered woman jokes huh? I'll play.
 whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 the dishes if she knows whats good for her!
 
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		|  04-29-2007, 06:31 PM | #4 |  
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			Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
		 
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		|  04-29-2007, 06:35 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28  Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny? |  
It was hit by a truck.
		 
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		|  04-29-2007, 06:58 PM | #6 |  
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					Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28  Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny? |      *  How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? 
      With a blender!
 
    * How do you get them out again? 
      With tortilla chips!!!
 
    * How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? 
      Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
 
    * What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire? 
      A baby shot through a snowblower.
 
    * What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? 
      Deep Throat.
 
    * Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? 
      So you can see the expression on its face!
		 
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		|  04-29-2007, 07:12 PM | #7 |  
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			what do you do when your dish washer stops working?
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		|  04-29-2007, 07:14 PM | #8 |  
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			Why do women wear white wedding dresses?To match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen.
 
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		|  04-29-2007, 07:55 PM | #9 |  
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			Why don't women wear watches?
 
 
 
 
 Because theirs a clock on the stove...
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		|  04-30-2007, 01:25 AM | #10 |  
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		|  04-30-2007, 01:33 AM | #11 |  
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			how evil can we go without getting banned?!
		 
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		|  04-30-2007, 03:30 AM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by 1972LT1  how evil can we go without getting banned?! |  idk but whats worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can? 
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finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
 
while we're at sick jokes,
 
a man has a conversation with his girlfriend 
she says Jim im leaving you 
Jim asks why 
she responds because you're a pedophile 
Jim says a pedophile? thats an aweful big word for a 10 year old
		 
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