At 2:20 today my 1994 Beeter Buick Century got put on the highway to junkyard heaven. I hit a lake of H20 on Rt 78, and hydroplned into teh back of another car. My front end sheetmetal got totally eaten up, an luckliy the air bag kept me from eating the steering wheel. But my legs feel like I jumped off a 14 story building. I got a ticket for "not controlling my vehicle," and I told the cop it is kinda hard to control your car when it is asked to act like a boat. And then the topper was that 3 friggin' tow trucks passed me and left me sitting there, and slowly but surely I had a big dump building up inside of me. So, I pulled the crunched fenders off the tires, and made a run for it. Luckily I made it to a baff room, and then I was able to drive it all the way home.
So, if anybody knows of a good, cheep, AMERICAN beeter, give me a holla. In the mean time I'll prolly make a few calls tomorrow. I'm thinking maybe a Pimp Daddy Caddy would be what unstable bob needs...
