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11-25-2005, 05:22 AM
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10 Second Club
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Jersey_TA's tips for "kills"
1. Always, ALWAYS drive around on sticky tires when looking for kills
2. If casing a popular road for kills always cruise up and down once or twice to see where the cops are sitting if any
3. When racing a ricer that is edging forward while watching the other light turn yellow, count to 2 when the other light turns red and plant the gas.....you will get an easy 1-2 cars right when your light turns green, to add to the cruiseships you put on him, before he reacts and he will be super pissed when he lines up next to you after you slow down(true story lol did it myself AHAHAHAHA) Ofcourse always make sure your light is the next one to go so you don't have any "complications"
4. After 2 or so races, depending on how loud your car is, switch to just cruising mode up and down the street to look for cops
5. After destroying a ricer, if he tries to do a fly-by, hit the gas and kill him again. Repeat if necessary. If you fail to do this you might end up on some forum in the kill section with the guy posting something like....."I just killed a (insert car here)"
6. Always give the other guy a thumbs up unless he's a jackass or spouting out ricer excuses then flip the bird or respond with my personal favorite, a thumbs up immediately follow by a thumbs down
7. Always knock a second off the time you think a 5.0 is running for each color paint is on the car(just kidding, inside joke)
8. When you pull up next to someone at a light or vice versa, ALWAYS look at the tires they are running
9. If there is a chance you will lose, if you talk ****, you will lose.
10. Always identify the car you are trying to race before you race. What you think is an easy kill might come around to bite you later. (I didn't do this one single time, acted a little cocky to the mercedes next to me, and got smoked by what I found out later was an Rentech E55 AMG with 5 people in the car and a video camera = OWNED)
Got bored at work lol
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-25-2005, 10:11 AM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
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i say sticky this...alot of very good information
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11-25-2005, 12:36 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Sounds more like you are lonely without the 'bird.....
Gonna be back on the prowl soon Rob?
- Justin
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2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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11-25-2005, 02:36 PM
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10 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Sounds more like you are lonely without the 'bird.....
Gonna be back on the prowl soon Rob?
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The judges are still out. The cam finally came in though, which was the last part we were waiting for.
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-25-2005, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Blackwood
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Dude, do you really need to post this kind of email? I'm sorry to sound like a buzz-kill but if you want to race take it to the track. Is your "manlihood" that small where some douche in a black and white painted Noen with a fart-can and "Spec R" in big letters can make you feel like less unless you make it to the next stop light first?
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Daily Driver: 2011 Ford Expedition EL (4 very tall kids means suck it up for a while)
Crisis Car: 1986 Chevy Camaro IROC: 5.0L 4BBL Carb, 5-speed, T-tops, "Good afternoon officer how fast was I going" red.
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11-25-2005, 03:32 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
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don't forget not speeding. you will attract mroe races by taking your time moving up and down teh strip. if you go flying around people will either think your car is too fast for them to handle or think you are out of contol and won't wanna race you
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11-25-2005, 04:01 PM
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10 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
Dude, do you really need to post this kind of email? I'm sorry to sound like a buzz-kill but if you want to race take it to the track. Is your "manlihood" that small where some douche in a black and white painted Noen with a fart-can and "Spec R" in big letters can make you feel like less unless you make it to the next stop light first?
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I used to race all the time on the street but have all but stopped. I thought posting this would be somewhat insightful/funny to those that do. Learn to take a joke. Lord knows trying to insult me is really not worth time it would take to do it.
If you don't like it, then don't post. Jeez who pissed in your cherrios?
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-25-2005, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jersey_TA
I used to race all the time on the street but have all but stopped. I thought posting this would be somewhat insightful/funny to those that do. Learn to take a joke. Lord knows trying to insult me is really not worth time it would take to do it.
If you don't like it, then don't post. Jeez who pissed in your cherrios?
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Ok... I'll eat my crow. I didn't realize it was a joke. Been reading too many posts where they were serious. Seeing too many r*cers out there who try to race anything.
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The tree on the mountain always looks taller when the grass is mowed.
Daily Driver: 2011 Ford Expedition EL (4 very tall kids means suck it up for a while)
Crisis Car: 1986 Chevy Camaro IROC: 5.0L 4BBL Carb, 5-speed, T-tops, "Good afternoon officer how fast was I going" red.
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11-25-2005, 04:07 PM
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13 Second Club
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not that i condone street racing  (not that i can get any races anyway  ), when rollin up to a light with a potential customer i always dump the clutch and clean off/heat up the meats a lil before completing my stop...just something i noticed
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95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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R.I.P. Tia
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11-25-2005, 04:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
Ok... I'll eat my crow. I didn't realize it was a joke. Been reading too many posts where they were serious. Seeing too many r*cers out there who try to race anything.
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A few years ago I used to race anyone that tried, but I never instigated the race unless it was a Vette or Viper
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-26-2005, 12:09 AM
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why would u try to race a viper?
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11-26-2005, 01:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando56894
why would u try to race a viper?
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Why wouldn't I? I have raced 3 in my life.
Me stock vs red GTS = viper wins by bus lengths
Me bolt-ons with 212/214 cam vs black GTS = viper slowly pulls 2 cars before shut down around 90
Me bolt-ons, TC, 228/228 cam vs New red SRT-10 = 50-110 dead even, he pulled 2 cars by 130 and I shut down.
Next time will be slightly different
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-26-2005, 02:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando56894
why would u try to race a viper?
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you obviously dont know much about his car.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-26-2005, 02:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
you obviously dont know much about his car. 
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 I think I might throw my mods back in my sig
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-26-2005, 03:05 PM
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I cant remember the last time anyones pulled up next to me randomly at a light and tried racing me... Although I wouldnt give in to them anyway. Not too into racing on city streets (cops, other cars...) Take it to the woods and thats a different story.
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11-26-2005, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
you obviously dont know much about his car. 
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I second that notion
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-27-2005, 07:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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umm wow what do u have done to your car and how much is invested?? i need 2 race a viper and not just get ****ted on
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11-27-2005, 08:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oh one ls1 SS
umm wow what do u have done to your car and how much is invested?? i need 2 race a viper and not just get ****ted on
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and you need to get more pics of that girl in your avatar!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-27-2005, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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7. Always knock a second off the time you think a 5.0 is running for each color paint is on the car(just kidding, inside joke)
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quoted for truth...
They all have a 4 inch cowl hood, flowmasters and some GT40 part, but the more primer they have, the fast they go.
See how many solid color 5.0's go 11's to how many are 50% bondo/fiberglass.
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11-27-2005, 08:25 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow Z
I cant remember the last time anyones pulled up next to me randomly at a light and tried racing me... Although I wouldnt give in to them anyway. Not too into racing on city streets (cops, other cars...) Take it to the woods and thats a different story.
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then you need to pimp your ride homie! exhaust, rims, tints... and everyone wants to race me when they see me. i just raced a ford 500. whats the world coming to?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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11-27-2005, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
and you need to get more pics of that girl in your avatar! 
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yea.. aaa..she's my ex haha but i gatta keep it PG-13 so this pic is the only one u get yea anyway.. she kinda looks like the chick from Tsar's avatar looks like she get's around
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11-27-2005, 10:15 PM
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10 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oh one ls1 SS
umm wow what do u have done to your car and how much is invested?? i need 2 race a viper and not just get ****ted on
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After the car goes back together it will be right around $10K invested.
BGRA, lid, filter, ported TB, LS6 intake, TB bypass, 30lb injectors, ASP pulley, Meziere EWP, NGK TR55 plugs, MSD wires, Hooker L/T headers, no cats, cut-out, flowmaster exhaust, D&M 4L60e trans, B&M 24,000 trans cooler, Moser 12 bolt w/3.73s(c clip elim, eaton, 33 spline, diff cover), BMR K-member/upper and lower A arms, BMR torque arm, LCAs, slicks/skinnies, Vig. 3600 TC, auto meter trans temp gauge, cam.
Mods going on this week.....
Bigger cam/heads, timing chain, LS6 oil pump, forged pistons, new rings/bearings, polished stock crank, ARP pro comp rod bolts, New rear welds(15x8 w/ Hoosier QTP 27x10.50x15), Dynojet wideband commander.
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-27-2005, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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 wow can i have it?
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11-28-2005, 09:46 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jersey_TA
New rear welds(15x8 w/ Hoosier QTP 27x10.50x15)
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Why so much tire?
- Justin
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11-28-2005, 10:19 AM
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King of Free
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she's your ex? wtf u doing go get her back
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