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12-28-2005, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Its time for Ask Big Al
Hey everyone, its time again for Ask Big Al.
Some of you from the old site remember these. They were fun, at least for me.
Rules are no stupid questions. If you have a question that you would like an answer too, you can ask me and I will answer it to the best of my knowlage. These are for questions and advise only. I am not a professional, but Im damn near close. So, fire away. This should be fun.
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12-28-2005, 11:51 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Let us recap our AIM convo for everyone else's... entertainment. or something.
MoPMoonchild: hey al
BigAls87Z28: sup
MoPMoonchild: i was sitting in a doctors office reading time, and theyre shutting / shut down the buick engine plant??
BigAls87Z28: The flint plant
MoPMoonchild: does tht mean no more 3800?
BigAls87Z28: correct, the 3800 is out
BigAls87Z28: ahaha
BigAls87Z28: im gunna start my world famous "Ask Big Al" threads
MoPMoonchild: GM = CRAP!!!!!!!
MoPMoonchild: 
BigAls87Z28: alright
BigAls87Z28: lets see
BigAls87Z28: 3.8 making 200hp
BigAls87Z28: or
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 making 240hp
BigAls87Z28: hrm
BigAls87Z28: hrmmmmmmmmm
BigAls87Z28: let me see
BigAls87Z28: yes
MoPMoonchild: hmm lets see 3.8 thats been around forever and lasts just as long...... or new crap
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 FTW
BigAls87Z28: 3.9 is based off the 60* v6 that has a strong base
MoPMoonchild: SCREW 60*, 60* IS CRAP!!! look at 2.8, 3.1, 3.4
BigAls87Z28: you sound like a buick sisy
BigAls87Z28: 3.5 and 3.9
BigAls87Z28: both make moer power thent he 3.8
MoPMoonchild: grand national FTW, how bout that huh?!
MoPMoonchild: TTA FTW
MoPMoonchild: it's abotu history bubba
BigAls87Z28: ok
BigAls87Z28: you want history?
BigAls87Z28: i guess we should but the blue flame 6 back into the vette?
BigAls87Z28: maybe we should go ahead and start putting carbs back onto cars
BigAls87Z28: lets just go to 4 wheel drums
BigAls87Z28: and 2 spd autos or 3 spd manuals with no syncros
BigAls87Z28: go buy a model t
MoPMoonchild: im talkign about good history
MoPMoonchild: dick
BigAls87Z28: oh
BigAls87Z28: only good history
BigAls87Z28: ****
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-28-2005, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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what I ment was well, if you just want the good parts, then I guess that makes you different. Now ask a question, or ban, or toss
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12-28-2005, 11:59 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Why does GM = crap??? It bewilders me 
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-28-2005, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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....look at the first rule I listed. No stupid questions. Since you have no soul, I will, again, let it slide.
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12-28-2005, 12:07 PM
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13 Second Club
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i remember its a serious question/answer session, so make me proud BA
how come girls freak out when you PIITB?
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12-28-2005, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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this is probably a stupid quesion but whats PIITB?
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12-28-2005, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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put it in their butt. youll learn all about it one day kiddo...
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12-28-2005, 12:57 PM
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Fidget Lover
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Al...why do my mommy and daddy pray every nite?? I mean, I walk in their room and see mommy on her knees and daddy saying "Ohh God!! Ohh dear Christ!!" Whats up with that?
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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12-28-2005, 01:13 PM
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I <3 sheep
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Please explain what the f/ stop numbers on my camera lenses mean. It's confusing the hell out of me.
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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12-28-2005, 01:18 PM
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why the hell did the burst disk on my 78ci/3000psi HPA tank blow when the dude filled it? it was brand new!
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OG!
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12-28-2005, 01:23 PM
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13 Second Club
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Why is my **** still brown even tho I ate celery for the past 3 days?
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12-28-2005, 01:38 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
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how come the only time i can pick up women is when i drive very slowly down route 1 and 9 in jersey city late at night honking at girls?
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-28-2005, 01:43 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
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how come the only time i can pick up women is when i drive very slowly down route 1 and 9 in jersey city late at night honking at girls?
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cuz when you drive the camaro, it's too fast to see. and when you drive the beater, it's really just going that slow.
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Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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12-28-2005, 02:18 PM
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Why is no other car in existence sexier than a Suzuki Aerio
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12-28-2005, 04:24 PM
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Admin.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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12-28-2005, 04:57 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Why is the DODGE NEON UBER SEXY!!!!!
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12-28-2005, 05:01 PM
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MIR
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why does god hate me?
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12-28-2005, 05:06 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
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Why is no other car in existence sexier than a Suzuki Aerio
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there is, its called the chevy aveo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-28-2005, 05:23 PM
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14 Second Club
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Why hasnt Al posted a responce in 5 hrs?
Why are you using my FTW?
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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12-28-2005, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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i remember its a serious question/answer session, so make me proud BA
how come girls freak out when you PIITB?
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Not all girls freak out. Most actualy want to at least try it once. The girls that freek out are usualy the ones that didnt like it the first time, or just dont want to do it because they think that it will make them a whore.
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12-28-2005, 05:31 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
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Not all girls freak out. Most actualy want to at least try it once. The girls that freek out are usualy the ones that didnt like it the first time, or just dont want to do it because they think that it will make them a whore.
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this girl told me the first and only time she did it her butt hurt so much she couldnt sit down for the rest of the day... but she had just turned only 14 at that time
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-28-2005, 05:33 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
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Location: North Jersey
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Why must people put dents in my beautifull car?
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12-28-2005, 06:10 PM
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why the hell did the burst disk on my 78ci/3000psi HPA tank blow when the dude filled it? it was brand new!
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Not everything is perfect. With anything man made, there is defect. You, sir, got the speshal tank. On top of the fact that the dude filling could have been some HS drop out that huffs the gas half the time.
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12-28-2005, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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how come the only time i can pick up women is when i drive very slowly down route 1 and 9 in jersey city late at night honking at girls?
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This might just be me using my brain, but if you slow the **** down, instead of speeding past them, you might actualy get a number, and not look like a douchezilla in a fast car. Girls love attention, and if you are an attention hog with yoru flashy car, going at fast speeds, only digit your gunna get is the middle one.
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