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08-22-2006, 08:17 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen...
It has come to my attention that every once in a while something funny is said on these very threads in this here lounge. I have decided that every sunday, i will put up a poll of the 3 best lines of the week, by my judgement. And im a fan of belittling, one liners are always good, but straight out verbatim jokes do not count. I was going to start this last week, because I believe we had a three horse race between myself, koll, and tsar. But i didnt feel like starting the thread. Everyone is allowed to play, and i am allowed to vote for myself cuz I know im pretty much one of the best liners on the board. Now we know there will always be the givens; Tsar, J0n, Myself, but what im looking for are people who arent typically seen as funny, like my oompla-loompa buddy or Al. Now get out there and make me proud.
FYI - Im in the lead so far with "i know a **** that would go great with her forehead...i know just the one"
Also, if you see a line that i may have missed it would be appreciated to point it out, or suggest one that i did not cover.
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08-22-2006, 08:30 PM
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Give some more examples of what u've seen said. 
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08-22-2006, 08:49 PM
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Im not funny? I thought I was pretty good, guess Ill just stick to my Momma Bear stuff.
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08-22-2006, 09:12 PM
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your funny AL, but you know what they say... Looks arent everything
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08-22-2006, 09:14 PM
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08-22-2006, 09:30 PM
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i thought i said some good ****, im gonna have to step up my game.
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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08-22-2006, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 86Formula
your funny AL, but you know what they say... Looks arent everything
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I tell myself that every day when I wake up next to your girlfriend.
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08-22-2006, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
I tell myself that every day when I wake up next to your girlfriend.
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uh...if she was his gf i'd let this pass...but things have progressed...be easy there buddy
ninjaedit: plus shes cool peoples
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08-22-2006, 09:56 PM
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remember everyone, when nailing peoples girlfriends make sure the wastegate on your condom is working.
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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08-22-2006, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by cbrrmike
remember everyone, when nailing peoples girlfriends make sure the wastegate on your condom is working.
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or tell the bitch to use birthcontrol. rubbers ftl.
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08-22-2006, 10:05 PM
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sorry jon...this competition started on Sunday the 20th at 12:00AM and will go to saturday at 11:59PM
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R.I.P. Tia 
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08-22-2006, 10:06 PM
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sorry jon...this competition started on Sunday the 20th at 12:00AM and will go to saturday at 11:59PM
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its kinda hard to come up with teh funny on demand, or at least the kind you're looking for. but i guess i can give it a shot, where's wayfat at?
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08-22-2006, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Tsar
its kinda hard to come up with teh funny on demand, or at least the kind you're looking for. but i guess i can give it a shot, where's wayfat at?
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hes still busy enjoying the fact that everyone was picking on you at the nats instead of him.....
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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08-22-2006, 10:07 PM
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v, dont let me and jon down cuz you know we wont let you down...a week is plenty of time
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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08-22-2006, 10:11 PM
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dont worry vitals we'll definately have some good ones as long as ya dont try saying em just for the "contest"
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08-22-2006, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by cbrrmike
hes still busy enjoying the fact that everyone was picking on you at the nats instead of him.....
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hahah yea, i'm thinking about sueing njfboa for making fun of me so much. i mean all damn day all i heard were russian and communist jokes. it was like everyone was picking on me, the whole world hates me. OMGWTF, where's the blade at so i can slip damn things?!
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08-22-2006, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by j0n
dont worry vitals we'll definately have some good ones as long as ya dont try saying em just for the "contest"
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i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.
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08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
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yeah...another rule: they have to be pertinant to the topic at hand...just randomly typing a great one liner will get your entry skipped over
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08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
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hahah yea, i'm thinking about sueing njfboa for making fun of me so much. i mean all damn day all i heard were russian and communist jokes. it was like everyone was picking on me, the whole world hates me. OMGWTF, where's the blade at so i can slip damn things?!
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time to cue up the panic at the disco cd?
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08-22-2006, 10:16 PM
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i knew we shoulda left you with those four ****turds sittin in the corner at crapplebees
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08-22-2006, 10:18 PM
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i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.
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me? an *******? me? ignorant? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
douschebag 
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08-22-2006, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
i am pretty confident at this point that we can all count on you and tsar to be ignorant and assholish to others whether there is a contest or not.
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i just hate stupid ugly people, thats all. 
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08-22-2006, 10:25 PM
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i have a feeling people are gunna be trying too hard to be funny
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08-22-2006, 10:27 PM
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i have a feeling people are gunna be trying too hard to be funny
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i think it will be easy to tell who tries too hard.
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08-22-2006, 10:28 PM
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