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06-11-2008, 10:26 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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COME ON! YOU WOULDA DONE IT, TOO!
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....  And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-11-2008, 10:30 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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:shakes head:
Did you get her number? 
- Justin
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06-11-2008, 11:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???
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06-11-2008, 11:19 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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i saw this HOOOOOTTTTTY at a car dealership today. my buddy was checkin out a 2000 ls1 camaro and she had some tig ol' biddies. i was totally gunna throw a line or two at her but she seemed like the bitch type so i let her go. then i went to a small bar where this hottie works at that likes my **** so she hooked me and my boy up most! great times today
Last edited by Tru2Chevy; 06-14-2008 at 08:46 PM.
Reason: trying to get around the word censor
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06-12-2008, 12:15 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
:shakes head:
Did you get her number?
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Yeah, I got a number alright...
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-12-2008, 12:17 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CamaroGirlie
No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???
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I waz only being a good solder and following orders! After all, she had her request in writing... 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-12-2008, 02:12 AM
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way to follow orders airman, you made me proud 
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06-12-2008, 10:00 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
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LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe
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06-12-2008, 10:07 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saitin
LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe
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read his sig closer, lol
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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06-12-2008, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now.... And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! |
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
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06-12-2008, 10:31 AM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgetfresh
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
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I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
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06-12-2008, 10:44 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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06-12-2008, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
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Nice one bob!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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06-12-2008, 12:43 PM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Delmont nj
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
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i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died
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Last edited by 98tadriver; 06-12-2008 at 12:45 PM.
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06-12-2008, 03:14 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 98tadriver
i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died
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UBG doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
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06-12-2008, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
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you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
Last edited by bcgetfresh; 06-12-2008 at 03:56 PM.
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06-12-2008, 03:59 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgetfresh
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
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ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass.
P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.
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06-12-2008, 04:02 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgetfresh
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
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he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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06-12-2008, 04:05 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?
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Actually, I think it it's fourth degree sexual assault.
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06-12-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass.
P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out. |
yup thats me..
PS? your a geek lol
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06-12-2008, 04:08 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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wow thats a great insult, i give your e-c0ck +1 inch!
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06-12-2008, 06:44 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,368
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 (i dont even like popcorn)
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06-12-2008, 09:01 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider
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There's no need for popcorn, as soon as the newb gets his panties in a wad this thread will be locked down by the mods. I'm not allowed to be mean to people anymore, unlike the good old days
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06-12-2008, 09:03 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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ahhh damn it! i was seriously settling in for a battle royal! oh well
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06-12-2008, 10:31 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcgetfresh
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
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*GULP!* YOU SCARED ME! STOP IT, OR YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY!
NOT!!!!
Lissen man, you're the 6,458 th WWW TUFF! GUY this month who says they can/want to kick my azz. So, you have to take a number, and get in line like everybody else! And, due to time constraints, I no longer give the option of type of battle. I'm strictly doing steel cage matches these days, because I look so dayum cute in my new singlet. And foreign objects are allowed...my foreign object is a rabid Mexican that I keep in my pants, then I sic 'em on yer azz!
And just for the record, if Mz Touch my Botte' had a "man," he prolly would have something to say about her choice of flaunt. But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on.
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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