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Whats the craziest pick-up line you've used
I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.
One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"
and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"
just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
1999 S10 
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01-28-2009, 12:58 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West Milford/Villanova
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"Hey, everyone calls me Big C, wanna go find out why?"
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01-28-2009, 12:59 AM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Edison, NJ
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"plug?"
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2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
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01-28-2009, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NJ Torque
"plug?"
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LOL
"what do you drive, ehhhhhh I guess I could deal with that"
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
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01-28-2009, 01:34 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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you have nice eyes...wanna F?
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01-28-2009, 01:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I'm talking about things you've actually said to a person of the pposite sex and gotten a number/kiss/F out of it
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
1999 S10
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01-28-2009, 02:18 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
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How to know your life sucks, #5464232:
Your name is bubba
How to know you life sucks, #5464233:
Even sheep wont **** you without pickup lines
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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01-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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i'm sorry but I'd rather not hit on drunk girls like some people, i don't support rape...There ain't nothing wrong with being able to walk up to a group of girls and take your pick
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
1999 S10
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01-28-2009, 03:21 AM
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Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia 
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01-28-2009, 06:06 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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Excuse my but do you raise chickens?
Because you sure know how to raise my "C"
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
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01-28-2009, 06:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
Excuse my but do you raise chickens?
Because you sure know how to raise my "C"
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nah it would be so much better if you said "hey miss, do you raise hens? cause my rooster can smell you from here"
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01-28-2009, 06:32 AM
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like ta350's response there better bubba
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I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
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01-28-2009, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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yes his is much funnier, but you gotta try to be a little smooth 
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01-28-2009, 07:29 AM
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MIR
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I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....
noobs.
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01-28-2009, 07:57 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know...
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01-28-2009, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Plainfield NJ
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can you point me to the nearest (any store they might know)? (if she directs you) Can i have your number just in case i get lost lol. workssss
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01-28-2009, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1Hawk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....
noobs.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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01-28-2009, 08:51 AM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
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Location: Northwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....
noobs.
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1995 Z28 Convertible A4 13.78 @ 100 (CAI, high flow cat, catback, 160 thermo, hypertech, Strano springs, Koni yellows, sway bars, 3 pt. UMI SFC)
2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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01-28-2009, 08:58 AM
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Location: West Long Branch
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Take your stuff out and say, "what are we going to do about this"
Good old jim kelly style.
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01-28-2009, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Columbia
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I'm at a costume party dressed like a pirate -
"let me show you why they call me Captain hook".
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67' Camaro - Worked 327, Hotchkis TVS suspension, 4 wheel cross drilled discs, AM radio FTL
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01-28-2009, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Point Pleasant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CHRIS67
I'm at a costume party dressed like a pirate -
"let me show you why they call me Captain hook".
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Your dick that bent?
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01-28-2009, 10:18 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.
One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"
and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"
just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies
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So tell me, do you prefer being maced or tasered?
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01-28-2009, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Chatham, NJ
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if u want to know the best pick up lines, just watch The Night at the Roxbury
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NORTH JERSEY
1987 Iroc-Z Camaro - SOLD
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01-28-2009, 11:31 AM
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I would drink your bath water.
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01-28-2009, 11:34 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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I saw some epicness last night at our mixer
Guy: I think you should come home with me
Girl: I wish i could but i dont think my boyfriend would like that
Guy then grabs her hand and says: I dont see a ring on your ****in hand
I think they just woke up, he made me proud
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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