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09-19-2005, 08:34 AM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: RUM$ON, NJ
Posts: 2,308
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Only Respond with Pickup Lines
I'll start with my favorite pickup line of all time.
I have money.
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Originally Posted by The Fapist
K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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09-19-2005, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing/Rowan University
Posts: 991
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as it rains and your standing outstide someones window thats open on the first floor......
"Im all wet...can i come in??"
lol wow last year at college was fun 
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they call me the nutcracker  but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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09-19-2005, 10:10 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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Originally Posted by ProtekYoNutz
as it rains and your standing outstide someones window thats open on the first floor......
"Im all wet...can i come in??"
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Way to steal a funny scene from a good movie..... Â*  :P
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-19-2005, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing/Rowan University
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what movie was that???
but seriously me and the girls did that last year after going mud/puddle sliding around campus that was fun too!! made our own slip and slide in down pour 8)
your just jealous it wasnt your window jk
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they call me the nutcracker but thats not really all that true
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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09-19-2005, 10:13 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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The Girl Next Door
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-19-2005, 11:31 AM
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I <3 sheep
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Belmar
Posts: 4,907
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Are your pants made out of mirrors?, cuz I can see myself in them
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Steve has a thing for sheep....
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'78 Big Wheel- 2FWFP
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09-19-2005, 12:00 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
Posts: 3,904
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used it last week 8)
"hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"i dont know"
"enough to break the ice, hi, im (name)"
rules for this thread:
1. be original
2. crappy/overused ones will result in me replying with "   "
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia 
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09-19-2005, 12:46 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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Originally Posted by Squirrel
2. crappy/overused ones will result in me replying with " " |
I guess "Nice shoes, wanna *****?" applies here, huh?
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-19-2005, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 23
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i'm partial, to "gee, your parents must be retarded cuz you sure are special"
or another good one liner from another movie
"Girl, you are far too fine to be lookin so sad"
-seth green "cant hardly wait"
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1995 Camaro 3.4L Black with T tops, 5 speed manual
Mods:
Pro 5.0 short throw shifter, MSD Ignition coils, 3.73 gears, Torsen LSD,
K&N Cold Air Intake, Window Tint (20% rear, 35%front), aluminum driveshaft
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09-19-2005, 04:28 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
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"i wish i was an astronaut so i could get up in your black hole"
"how do you like your eggs? fried? scrambled? or fertalized?"
"does the carpet match the curtains?"
later
tim
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09-19-2005, 05:02 PM
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I <3 sheep
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Belmar
Posts: 4,907
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"Can I push yer stool in?"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Steve has a thing for sheep....
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'78 Big Wheel- 2FWFP
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09-19-2005, 05:13 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH @Steve
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-19-2005, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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Steve= win
I like the "Angel" series such as
Guy- "Did it hurt?"
Girl - "what, when?"
Guy- "When you fell from Heaven"
*Check lable of Tshirt* "Ah, just as I thought, Made in Heaven"
And the infamous
"Wana get some pizza and ****?"
*SLAP*
"What? You dont like Pizza?"
Disclaimer: The pick up lines expressed by Big Al are not part of his "game", but have been heard while travling the land and have never been used to pick up a date.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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09-19-2005, 05:25 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 1,497
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Warning: These ones are corny.
1: Is that a baseball in your pocket?...... Cuz I'd like to hit that.
2. So I heard you're failing your physics class. But that's alright baby cuz we still got chemistry.
3. (You probably heard this) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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*Creator of the esteemed "Buddy List" thread. (RIP)*
*Creator of the short-lived Ignore List Thread (RIP)*
1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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09-19-2005, 05:31 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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pick up lines are gay...
with that said, best pick up line is ..........as you aproach.......................... Hi
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09-19-2005, 05:37 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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lets play soldier, ill lay down and you blow me away
(make a come here motion with one finger and when girl walks over say this) i made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand.
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09-19-2005, 05:40 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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fisting? 
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-19-2005, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Montgomery NJ
Posts: 1,271
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Hi is boring but effective. Followed by a, "you look like you could use some company or is the boyfriend in the bathroom?" If no boyfriend and their face says their measuring you up then it's all good... any hint of concern and just leave, they're having second guesses.
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Owner of a Red Sled.
If it\'s EFI I can tune it. Specialize in 82-95 GM (yes Lt1\'s)
\"If you can leave black marks on a straight from the time you exit a corner till the time you brake for the next turn.......Then, you have enough horsepower\" - Mark Donohue 
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09-19-2005, 05:41 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
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kasey's best line:
"it is too late for you to play hard to get, i can already see up your dress."
later
tim
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09-19-2005, 05:43 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-19-2005, 05:44 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
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09-19-2005, 05:48 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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Originally Posted by Fasterthanyou
Hi is boring but effective. Followed by a, "you look like you could use some company or is the boyfriend in the bathroom?" If no boyfriend and their face says their measuring you up then it's all good... any hint of concern and just leave, they're having second guesses.
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True it might be boring but it get the job done better then the following:
Hi are you tired? becuase you;ve been running thru my mind all day.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
With that said, i would really feel dumb if i came up to a girl and said any of those, but maybe its just me  so ill go with my boring but simple "hi"
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09-19-2005, 10:39 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
Posts: 3,904
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"im very well endowed....and charming"
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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09-19-2005, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 5,559
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"excuse me, do you prefer blueberries or strawberries?"
"blueberries...why?"
"so i know what kinda pancakes to make u tomorrow morning"
also a play off of someone else's line...
"do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in your pants"
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1999 Corvette FRC
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09-20-2005, 01:16 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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"What's yer sign? And don't say STOP!"
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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