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12-02-2005, 07:19 PM
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Vin Diesel facts
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-02-2005, 07:35 PM
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bwahahahhahahah this blows the Chuck Norris stuff away.
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12-02-2005, 08:04 PM
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yea it does, saw it about a MONTH AGO on ftv6 
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-02-2005, 08:09 PM
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congratulations, tha tis actually gayer than alex's chuck norris thing.
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12-02-2005, 08:15 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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hahaha
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-02-2005, 08:52 PM
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dude im sorry that is funny as hell
"Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another"
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12-02-2005, 09:03 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
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i want my 3 minutes back
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-02-2005, 09:06 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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Originally Posted by qwikz28
i want my 3 minutes back
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Shut up, you loved it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-02-2005, 09:07 PM
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this is one of my favorites...
"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down."
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-02-2005, 11:50 PM
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this ones great
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Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is ********!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
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12-03-2005, 12:00 AM
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I love the one Bill posted
~Ted
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12-03-2005, 02:21 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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vin diesel = HOT!
like woah.
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12-03-2005, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
vin diesel = HOT!
like woah.
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People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.
I was about to put his initials, but then I realized its the same initials as Venereal Disease
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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12-03-2005, 10:30 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Originally Posted by Koll
People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.
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Oh yeah, I could see that. Your a dead ringer for him.......
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12-03-2005, 10:45 AM
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Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500
This was just after fast and the furious came out !
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12-03-2005, 11:09 AM
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good ****
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12-03-2005, 11:22 AM
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13 Second Club
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Vin Diesel =  and 
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12-03-2005, 11:30 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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"When Vin Diesel does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down."
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12-03-2005, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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"Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****." - awesome...
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12-03-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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wow welcome to like 6 months ago.
vin diesel was the first one, then chuck norris, and now mr. t. and yes, they are all hysterical
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12-03-2005, 12:47 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500
This was just after fast and the furious came out !
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hahaha did you make any NAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZ cmments?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-03-2005, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Wow, guess he didnt get any big bank from that movie if he had to buy a regular SL500.
Everyone knows Big Dogs roll in nothing below AMG.
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12-03-2005, 04:02 PM
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The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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12-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Even though they changed the name to protect the person involved thinking about this incident still makes me guilty. I feel bad killing all those people like that, DAMN THEM!!!!!! I shoulda checked that privacy policy sheet!
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12-03-2005, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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my favorite mr t facts...
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T once killed a man, he enjoyed it so much that he revived him only to kill him again. He repeated this several times.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
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Sold: 1998 Trans Am
SLP Lid, Magnaflow Catback, Stock Hurst w/ JSS, BMR APHR, Chrome ZR1's
Currently Driving: 1986 Oldsmobile Delta 88
Parents bought it from my neighbor's father for $500
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