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Old 04-29-2007, 05:41 PM   #1
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joke scotty said

What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?







































Nothing, you already told her twice
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Old 04-29-2007, 05:52 PM   #2
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funny, the first time I heard it...



















about 10 years ago
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Old 04-29-2007, 05:58 PM   #3
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battered woman jokes huh? I'll play.

whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?















the dishes if she knows whats good for her!
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Old 04-29-2007, 06:31 PM   #4
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Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
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Old 04-29-2007, 06:35 PM   #5
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Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
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Old 04-29-2007, 06:58 PM   #6
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Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:12 PM   #7
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what do you do when your dish washer stops working?

Kick her in the ass!
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:14 PM   #8
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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
To match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen.
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:55 PM   #9
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Why don't women wear watches?





Because theirs a clock on the stove...
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Old 04-30-2007, 01:25 AM   #10
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Old 04-30-2007, 01:33 AM   #11
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how evil can we go without getting banned?!
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Old 04-30-2007, 03:30 AM   #12
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how evil can we go without getting banned?!
idk but whats worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?
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finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans


while we're at sick jokes,

a man has a conversation with his girlfriend
she says Jim im leaving you
Jim asks why
she responds because you're a pedophile
Jim says a pedophile? thats an aweful big word for a 10 year old
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