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04-29-2007, 05:41 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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joke scotty said
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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R.I.P. Tia
Last edited by Squirrel; 04-29-2007 at 05:42 PM.
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04-29-2007, 05:52 PM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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funny, the first time I heard it...
about 10 years ago
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04-29-2007, 05:58 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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battered woman jokes huh? I'll play.
whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?
the dishes if she knows whats good for her!
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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04-29-2007, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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04-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
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Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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04-29-2007, 06:58 PM
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13 Second Club
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Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
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* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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04-29-2007, 07:12 PM
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King of Free
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,750
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what do you do when your dish washer stops working?
Kick her in the ass!
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PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around
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04-29-2007, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
To match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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04-29-2007, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Hawthorne NJ
Posts: 824
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Why don't women wear watches?
Because theirs a clock on the stove...
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04-30-2007, 01:25 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
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04-30-2007, 01:33 AM
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The Plague
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cherry Hill
Posts: 955
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how evil can we go without getting banned?!
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My sanity wrote a suicide note.....one of us is illiterate and the other is blind.-OTEP
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons even death may die-H.P.L.
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04-30-2007, 03:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Willlow Grove, PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1972LT1
how evil can we go without getting banned?!
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idk but whats worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?
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finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
while we're at sick jokes,
a man has a conversation with his girlfriend
she says Jim im leaving you
Jim asks why
she responds because you're a pedophile
Jim says a pedophile? thats an aweful big word for a 10 year old
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