 |
01-07-2009, 08:46 PM
|
#1
|
|
13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
Posts: 3,904
|
ok...so ive been out of the cnn loop...
someone cliff me on the whole Israel/hamas/gaza thing going on right now...no, biased opinions please 
__________________
EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia 
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 08:51 PM
|
#2
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fl.
Posts: 616
|
cease-fire treaty ends, hamas shoots rockets @ Israel, boom, Israel fires rockets @ hamas, boom, Israel sends troops into gaza, more boom
__________________
Boats and hos.
Current: 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport 4.0L
Old: 1990 Firebird Formula WS6, 1991 Camaro RS, 1992 Nissan Stanza
Last edited by 90FormulaWS6; 01-07-2009 at 08:52 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 09:01 PM
|
#3
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 90FormulaWS6
cease-fire treaty ends, hamas shoots rockets @ Israel, boom, Israel fires rockets @ hamas, boom, Israel sends troops into gaza, more boom
|
in a nutshell....or bomb shell... 
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp 
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 09:07 PM
|
#4
|
|
8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,315
|
started like this  turned into this   with alot of innocent people ended up like this  messed up world 
it's crazy i tell you, it's crazy
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 09:09 PM
|
#5
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
we are all so creative with our descriptions tonight
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 09:27 PM
|
#6
|
|
NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
|
Simple version:
UN says 'You guys stop shooting at each other'
Israel/Hamas 'I'll stop when he does!' in unison while pointing at each other
UN 'Well stop it now or we will take action!' trying to be tough
Israel/Hamas 'We will agree to the cease fire as long as we can keep fighting'
UN 'Ummmm OK. Just take a long lunch so we can get some shopping done'
Israel/Hamas 'OK'
Basically all you have to do is make the voices speaking those of a bunch of second graders arguing over who started it and you have the full scope of the situation.
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 10:19 PM
|
#7
|
|
13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
Posts: 8,694
|
israel has an underground missile launcher thing.
palestine doesn't know where it is.
palestine bombs everywhere trying to find missile launcher thing.
chaos ensues.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 11:22 PM
|
#8
|
|
Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
israel has an underground missile launcher thing.
palestine doesn't know where it is.
palestine bombs everywhere trying to find missile launcher thing.
chaos ensues.
|
the joke is on Palestine because the Israel missile site is out of the range of Palestine's rockets
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-07-2009, 11:26 PM
|
#9
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
|
Same **** that has been going on for 50 years.
I still find it HILARIOUS that when they were given a chance to vote in a democratic election, they voted in Hammas...hilarious.
Blew up in America's face big time.
__________________
2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 01:21 AM
|
#10
|
|
Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
Posts: 8,327
|
I wish all news was this informative and entertaining. Maybe we should start our own news forum for the gurus to splain it to the not so gurus.
__________________
We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 08:16 AM
|
#11
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
this just gave me the greatest idea for a website...
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 08:18 AM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
started like this turned into this with alot of innocent people ended up like this messed up world
it's crazy i tell you, it's crazy |
.. just use posts like these to explain some of the bigger news stories of the day / week...i think it would be a different a somewhat more entertaining way to read the news haha
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 10:07 AM
|
#13
|
|
13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
Posts: 3,904
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
I wish all news was this informative and entertaining. Maybe we should start our own news forum for the gurus to splain it to the not so gurus.
|
Like daily news or the colbert report?
__________________
EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 10:12 AM
|
#14
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,308
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
it's crazy i tell you, it's crazy
|
It's crazy as hell! It's pandemonium 2009!
__________________
John
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 10:56 AM
|
#15
|
|
Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
Posts: 8,327
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirrel
Like daily news or the colbert report?
|
only with smileys
__________________
We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:07 PM
|
#16
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
only with smileys
|
she catches my drift... i think i may actually do it...hmmm whats a good name haha
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:12 PM
|
#17
|
|
Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
Posts: 8,327
|
emotinews..
__________________
We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:17 PM
|
#18
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
thats funny... i just registered it and then came on here and saw that
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:33 PM
|
#19
|
|
Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
Posts: 8,327
|
well you know what they say about great minds..
__________________
We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
Last edited by 79CamaroDiva; 01-08-2009 at 12:33 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:41 PM
|
#20
|
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 543
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
well you know what they say about great minds..
|
They taste good with Chianti?
__________________
2010 Camaro 2SS, Inferno Orange, black stripes, Inferno Orange leather interior, RS package, 21" black rims, 6 speed manual trans, Inferno Orange engine cover.
1984 Trans Am Roadster, 305H.O, 31k original miles, all original.
1984 Camaro Z28 Roadster, 350 .40 over, cam, edelbrock 750, headers, flowmaster, more to come...
1986 IROC-Z, L98 swap, .30 over, forged internals, cam, headers, flowmaster, Go Fast juice.. - Sold
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 12:45 PM
|
#21
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
i was going to say something smart assed but i decided not too... i figured id let someone else take the spotlight
so who wants to be a writer for emotinews? :-p
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
Last edited by bobb1589; 01-08-2009 at 12:45 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 02:34 PM
|
#22
|
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 543
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobb1589
i was going to say something smart assed but i decided not too... i figured id let someone else take the spotlight |
__________________
2010 Camaro 2SS, Inferno Orange, black stripes, Inferno Orange leather interior, RS package, 21" black rims, 6 speed manual trans, Inferno Orange engine cover.
1984 Trans Am Roadster, 305H.O, 31k original miles, all original.
1984 Camaro Z28 Roadster, 350 .40 over, cam, edelbrock 750, headers, flowmaster, more to come...
1986 IROC-Z, L98 swap, .30 over, forged internals, cam, headers, flowmaster, Go Fast juice.. - Sold
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 03:54 PM
|
#23
|
|
8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,315
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
started like this turned into this with alot of innocent people ended up like this messed up world
it's crazy i tell you, it's crazy |
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobb1589
so who wants to be a writer for emotinews? :-p
|
you've seen my work 
how much is the pay?
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 06:54 PM
|
#24
|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: hamilton nj / glassboro nj
Posts: 916
|
haha well if your interested lemme know ill be glad to share any advertising revenue with you
__________________
I am the artist formerly known as 95 red slp
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2009, 07:14 PM
|
#25
|
|
NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by qwikz28
israel has an underground missile launcher thing.
palestine doesn't know where it is.
palestine bombs everywhere trying to find missile launcher thing.
chaos ensues.
|
In Palestine's defense, they will eventually be right by using this method. lol
What is bothering me about this whole situation is that both sides have been busted by the UN for hiding weapons, munitions, and soldiers in schools and religious structures. I am not gonna blame one side or the other for hitting buildings that wound and kill innocent bystanders if they were put in harms way by their own military and government. I will blame each side for using their own people as shields and blaming the other side for the result.
This whole conflict serious makes me think of a bunch of little kids arguing.
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
