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12-08-2009, 07:25 PM
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mastercard wedding.
DON'T BLAME ME BLAME MASTER CARD
Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
pics dont copy for some reason but they werent anything special.
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12-08-2009, 07:31 PM
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lmao doubt theyll make a commercial out of it but it wood be hilarious if they did
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12-08-2009, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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NICE.
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12-08-2009, 08:23 PM
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King of Free
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This one's only 8 years old or so.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex...ercard_wed.htm
you guys ever see that youtube video of the turbo van beating the camaro?
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12-08-2009, 08:34 PM
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my god i love it!!!
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12-08-2009, 08:39 PM
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ryanfx for the expected WIN!
and yes, go on about said van....
Last edited by sweetbmxrider; 12-08-2009 at 08:39 PM.
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12-08-2009, 09:06 PM
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haha that's funny
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12-08-2009, 09:13 PM
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12 Second Club
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THey talked about his on preston and steve. It's a story that's been told a million times and for a long time.
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12-08-2009, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: NJ
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wish i could get revenge like that sometimes
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12-08-2009, 10:01 PM
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lmfao!
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12-08-2009, 10:08 PM
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wow so simple it would work so well
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12-08-2009, 10:46 PM
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King of Free
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12-09-2009, 07:25 AM
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Meet Coordinator
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is there a story behind it?
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12-09-2009, 09:47 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
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i remember dl'ing this video off Kazaa
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LOL
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12-10-2009, 07:38 AM
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I remember reading this on Prodigy
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12-11-2009, 10:50 AM
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why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..
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12-11-2009, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..
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because RIF. its an urban legend that been told for at least the last 15 years
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12-11-2009, 02:39 PM
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King of Free
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..
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Does no one read my comments anymore?
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12-11-2009, 02:44 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
why oh why oh why did this guy not video tape this..
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Somebody did. They are just having a hard time upconverting from Betamax to WMV.
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12-11-2009, 03:19 PM
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12 Second Club
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hahahhaha aweosme
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12-11-2009, 06:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
Does no one read my comments anymore?
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Sure we do. So, can you comment on why he didn't video tape this? 
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12-11-2009, 08:14 PM
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King of Free
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Featherburner
Sure we do. So, can you comment on why he didn't video tape this? |
::head explodes::
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12-11-2009, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
::head explodes::
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that's a mess
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Verts are gay and stalkers ride in them.
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