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12-01-2005, 08:15 PM
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Wait wait wait three of you to one off-campus room?!?
eeeeeewwwwwwww. How do you get "alone time" when you are feeling a little "restless"?
As a reformed slob I can say she won't change until she is ready to.
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12-02-2005, 09:09 AM
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i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-02-2005, 09:48 AM
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i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her
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but she may be extremely "grateful" and wind up with little Kolls runnng around.
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12-02-2005, 10:04 AM
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is she a least cute?
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hard up, much?
sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...
oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...
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12-02-2005, 11:24 AM
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tell her to dream about jumping off a bridge into the ramapo river.
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12-02-2005, 11:57 AM
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hard up, much?
sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...
oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...
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ew. just ew
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-02-2005, 11:58 AM
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hard up, much?
sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...
oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...
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ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me  This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it
~Ted
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12-02-2005, 12:12 PM
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ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it
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more eww
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-02-2005, 12:44 PM
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ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it
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12-02-2005, 04:29 PM
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ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it
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i didn't think it could possibly get any worse. it has.
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12-02-2005, 06:11 PM
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oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here
~jeanne-marie
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12-02-2005, 06:12 PM
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-02-2005, 06:15 PM
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oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here
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12-02-2005, 06:33 PM
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get the pics i wanna see how ugly she is
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