Hey Good looking guys...

[foff667]

Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men,
will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social
venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking
girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give you half the **** that hot
women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know their
place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just because they have
been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they do not know it. We
average guys, however, do know it. We know that the average girl
-- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know that she is in our
league, the league of the average. But she does not know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a hot
guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the ego of the
average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks
she is the ****. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will
bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never
settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving
us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not
an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a
lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us
and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the
torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to
mack on their
women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the
average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their minds.
The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is for the average
girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't be afraid of a little
work.


found this on ls1tech thought it was pretty funny

[Ian]

thats pretty good.

But what if the average guy goes after the hot chick? if all the hot guys are banging the average girls, then maybe the hot chick will, after a while, think she is just average because none of the hot guys are hitting on her. Thus making the hot girl attainable for the average guy. Maybe the hot guys are doing us average guys a favor. Just a thought.

[ShitOnWheels]

If the girl cares that much about looks, she isn't worth the effort anyway. Move on.

[Ian]

Originally Posted by ****OnWheels

If the girl cares that much about looks, she isn't worth the effort anyway. Move on.

true, but this is a hypothetical situation in which only looks matter

[foff667]

Originally Posted by ****OnWheels

If the girl cares that much about looks, she isn't worth the effort anyway. Move on.

this coming from the avg girl lol jk

<----waits for james to come beat him up

[ShitOnWheels]

Originally Posted by foff667

this coming from the avg girl lol jk

<----waits for james to come beat him up

True, I am the average girl. And James is too crippled to beat you up, just hit him in his knee.

[12secondv6]

Originally Posted by ****OnWheels

True, I am the average girl. And James is too crippled to beat you up, just hit him in his knee.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

And..... first... I'd forget to beat Bill up... it's called altziemers (sp?)
Second.... my knees would both give out and I'd flop around on the ground

[ShitOnWheels]

Originally Posted by 12secondv6

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

And..... first... I'd forget to beat Bill up... it's called altziemers (sp?)
Second.... my knees would both give out and I'd flop around on the ground

Fixed.

[Ian]

Originally Posted by 12secondv6

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

And..... first... I'd forget to beat Bill up... it's called altziemers (sp?)
Second.... my knees would both give out and I'd flop around on the ground

you know the rule. If there is an ass-whooping that is supposed to be delivered, and you cannot do it due to physical inability, then your woman gets to rock the recipient in the junk

[misterjuice]

Originally Posted by Ian

you know the rule. If there is an ass-whooping that is supposed to be delivered, and you cannot do it due to physical inability, then your woman gets to rock the recipient in the junk

where do I get in line for that?????

[90FormulaWS6]

I apologize for ruining all the average girls for all the average guys... but i go for hott chicks too... cant discriminate

[ar0ck]

Originally Posted by 90FormulaWS6

I apologize for ruining all the average girls for all the average guys... but i go for hott chicks too... cant discriminate

Quoted for the Truth

[Tru2Chevy]

Originally Posted by ****OnWheels

Fixed.

That's the first thing I thought of too!

- Justin