THE GREAT ONE has entered the building! - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

unstable bob gable · 07-19-2005, 12:48 AM

Greetings to all the true believers, the dream makers, the heart breakers, and all those that stay TRUE TO THE FAITH OF AMERICAN MUSCLE!
Through my vast networking on the WWW it has been brought to my attention that I should stop by and drop a few lines as to my whereabouts and current automotive pursuits. Well, the great u b g is pressed for time as usual, but he will step up and give the short form!

u b has been enjoying the uniqueness factor and raw power of his AMX, and as a few of you have mentioned, he can be seen at various parts houses, cruises/hangouts, and on highways in the Central NJ area. If you happen to see u b, step up and say "hi." I've noticed that people seem to have an aloofness around me at times, and that is not acceptable! If you are a TRUE believer in the power of American muscle, pipe up and HOLLA at ub when you see him! u b is always interested in hearing about what is out there doing some street cleaning of fag azz, fart piped, crack smokin' ricers!

The Dominion 32V project is finally underway! I went on a spiritual journey to try and figure out the mysteries of life, love and Dominion 32V heads. I cleansed my spirit and body by giving up fast food and drinking nothing but protein shakes. I felt my soul and mind becoming in tune with the universe...then, in a dream, Jesus appeared to me! He drove up in a twin turbocharged Lingenfelter 'Vette, and called me over. He told me to "follow my dream of Dominion, but remember to hide the credit card bills from my wife." Then, he gave me the name of the engine builder I should consult, did a killer burnout, and was gone! I woke up the next morning and loaded the parts into my car. Then I drove to upstate NY to pow wow with the engine builder Jesus told me to use. I met the builder, and over pizza and beer we discussed Ayn Rand, The "X Files," and what it would take to give me a streetable 1,000 HP engine...{more to follow}

And as far as other cars go...In my spare time I am doing a buildup of an 87 T Type. The suspension is getting a major reworking, as I'm looking to make this a stable handler at speeds quite a bit above the 100 MPH mark. And alky injection and tuning should allow me to run boost levels in the 20 ish area. This will be my daily driven rice destroyer once completed.

Well, u b g has got to go. See you on the street, hopefully SMACKEN' DOWN Ricers and Eurotrashers!

"unstable bob has LEFT the building!"

Tru2Chevy · 07-19-2005, 12:52 AM

- Justin

79dizZy28 · 07-19-2005, 01:41 AM

Ian · 07-19-2005, 05:55 AM

Welcome aboard! I saw you once at auto zone in hillsborough. The only reason I know it was you was because you were talking to someone about the AMX and mentioned that you had a T-Type as well.

JL8Jeff · 07-19-2005, 07:31 AM

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I met the builder, and over pizza and beer we discussed Ayn Rand, The "X Files," and what it would take to give me a streetable 1,000 HP engine...{more to follow}

mmmmmmm, beer! Well, your Dominion project will most likely be done before my JL8 project so you're on the right track. Some day, I hope to have another F-body that can be driven. Dare to dream!

12secondv6 · 07-19-2005, 08:06 AM

Um, ok.

Who are you????

BTW, welcome

Tru2Chevy · 07-19-2005, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 12secondv6

Um, ok.

Who are you????

BTW, welcome

He's Unstable Bob

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3743

- Justin

12secondv6 · 07-19-2005, 08:12 AM

Never really heard of him, probably a south jersey thing

Untamed · 07-19-2005, 08:38 AM

Nah it's a Central Jersey thing.

What's most disconcerting now is Bob referring to himself in the third person. Unstable indeed.

Squirrel · 07-19-2005, 08:41 AM

::echos james::

who doesnt speak about themselves in the third person?, i do it all the time 8)

j0n · 07-19-2005, 09:53 AM

its about time the infamous unstable bob showed himself...now we MUST get a riced something-or-other for the august meet so he can come out and have some fun with his intake manifold

Tsar · 07-19-2005, 10:22 AM

SteveR · 07-19-2005, 10:31 AM

Welcome Bob

jims69camaro · 07-19-2005, 12:12 PM

there goes the neighborhood...

Teds89IROC · 07-19-2005, 12:22 PM

welcome 8)

~Ted

Pampered-Z · 07-19-2005, 01:15 PM

You mean you guys don't know of UB? Heck even us PAers know of him,,,,, Far more then an urban legend,

http://members.aol.com/Fredrick518/Photos/DominBob.jpg

NJSPEEDER · 07-19-2005, 03:40 PM

oh christ, there goes the neighborhood. :finger:
welcome to the club bob. how is head doing?

later
tim

Savage_Messiah · 07-19-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 12secondv6

Never really heard of him, probably a south jersey thing

, but

enRo · 07-19-2005, 07:29 PM

Those pictures on his site must be old... unleaded fuel was $1.30's

unstable bob gable · 07-19-2005, 11:30 PM

HOLLA AT ME, MY BROTHAS AND SISTAS! unstable bob is pleased reading through his fan mail here, and seeing such fine machines and receiving such a welcome! I see only one problem...a certain bowl haircut having, cheesy moustache wearing, non proper technique for installing head gaskets doing, HILLBILLY from Pennsylohiotucky is here! Pampered Z my arse! He is"Pampers wearin' Zeke," and he is a wanna be Jersyite, 'cause all those Pennsylohiotucky coil minin' jabronies he used to hang out with all died out from the black lung! Friggin' azzclown gotta come on a good NJ board, shooting off his piehole like he friggin' invented the Camaro. Hey Zeke, I gotta roll of nickles with yer name on it. Lemme know when ya want it upside yer noggin!
And friggin' JL8 jabronie Jeff is here too, eh? He friggin' bought that Camaro brand new in '69, and started restoring it! And he still has another 30 years to go! Friggin' 37 lb human pool cue! Hey Stick Boy, you should go to Morristown for the Revolutionary War reinactments. You could prolly get a job as a ram rod for the muskets!
Well, other than those two maximumazzclowndweebies, unstable bob says "GOOD SHOW!" And speakin of "Shows," where is that human dirigible "BIG SHOW" at? He is prolly sitting behind the wheel of his 92.3 mile 97 WS6, chain schmokin' 'Boros while he drives the car backwards to try and take the mileage off...

unstable bob gable · 07-19-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDaddyKane

Those pictures on his site must be old... unleaded fuel was $1.30's

Big Daddy is correct. Those pictures are out dated. Here are my "War Machines" in their current configurations:

skorpion317 · 07-19-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

HOLLA AT ME, MY BROTHAS AND SISTAS! unstable bob is pleased reading through his fan mail here, and seeing such fine machines and receiving such a welcome! I see only one problem...a certain bowl haircut having, cheesy moustache wearing, non proper technique for installing head gaskets doing, HILLBILLY from Pennsylohiotucky is here! Pampered Z my arse! He is"Pampers wearin' Zeke," and he is a wanna be Jersyite, 'cause all those Pennsylohiotucky coil minin' jabronies he used to hang out with all died out from the black lung! Friggin' azzclown gotta come on a good NJ board, shooting off his piehole like he friggin' invented the Camaro. Hey Zeke, I gotta roll of nickles with yer name on it. Lemme know when ya want it upside yer noggin!
And friggin' JL8 jabronie Jeff is here too, eh? He friggin' bought that Camaro brand new in '69, and started restoring it! And he still has another 30 years to go! Friggin' 37 lb human pool cue! Hey Stick Boy, you should go to Morristown for the Revolutionary War reinactments. You could prolly get a job as a ram rod for the muskets!
Well, other than those two maximumazzclowndweebies, unstable bob says "GOOD SHOW!" And speakin of "Shows," where is that human dirigible "BIG SHOW" at? He is prolly sitting behind the wheel of his 92.3 mile 97 WS6, chain schmokin' 'Boros while he drives the car backwards to try and take the mileage off...

he's only been here for a day and already he's making an impact....welcome aboard bob!

unstable bob gable · 07-19-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by skorpion317

he's only been here for a day and already he's making an impact....welcome aboard bob!

My brotha, I've been here in spirit for a looooong time!

Thanx for the welcome!

Pampered-Z · 07-20-2005, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

a certain bowl haircut having, cheesy moustache wearing, non proper technique for installing head gaskets doing, HILLBILLY from Pennsylohiotucky is here! Pampered Z my arse! He is"Pampers wearin' Zeke," and he is a wanna be Jersyite, 'cause all those Pennsylohiotucky coil minin' jabronies he used to hang out with all died out from the black lung! Friggin' azzclown gotta come on a good NJ board, shooting off his piehole like he friggin' invented the Camaro. Hey Zeke, I gotta roll of nickles with yer name on it. Lemme know when ya want it upside yer noggin! ...

ROTFLMAO!!!! I'm feeling the love!

Untamed · 07-20-2005, 08:24 AM

Well Bob if you get back into an F-body you may garner some more fans. Put some f-body steel and wheel under that ego of yours. If nothing else, you can be like many of us - have a project at home that you work on part time, with little hope of it getting on the road. That way we'd have common ground. 8)