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12-20-2005, 10:04 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Beaufort SC
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Tech Support Letter
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program contained the module Baby 2.0 which unexpectedly began child processing. This module requires significant space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run independently. When attempting to run the programs outside of Wife 1.0, the system crashes. How can I keep wife 1.0 in the background while running my favorite programs?
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but I cannot find the uninstall module for Wife. 1.0.
Please Help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User
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Dear Troubled User:
What you are experiencing is a very common problem. Many users have upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
IT IS NOT...
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Once the files are installed, they cannot be deleted.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is designed to block any attempts. PLEASE consult Wife 1.0 manual, Chapter 7 (Warnings) sec. 9 (Alimony/Child Support).
We recommend you retain Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
The background application Yes Dear has proven to be very helpful in alleviating software conflicts.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, as ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function. Please note the Apologizecommand does not always take effect immediately.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. If you haven't explored the full benefits of Wife 1.0 we suggest you load the support package which contains; clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
Be very careful how you use these support programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to Purchase additional software. We recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
One final note:
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
stole that off f-body.com
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next up - 3" lift, Gutted cat/retune/muffler
Past Toys:
1983 Trans AM, 1988 Trans AM, 2001 Dodge Ram 1500 Off-Road, 1986 Camaro IROC, 1984 Chevy K10 lifted, 1988 Mustang GT, 2006 Silverado 2500HD
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12-20-2005, 10:23 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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hehe nice
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-20-2005, 10:26 PM
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Sweet
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12-20-2005, 10:59 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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12-20-2005, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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BTW - Bottles are for babies, real men get blown. that is all
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- R.I.P. Buddy List 1/21/06 - 5/3/06...we knew you well.
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12-20-2005, 11:16 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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LOL thats awesome.
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12-21-2005, 11:03 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Wow....I haven't seen that in years. Good reading!
- Justin
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12-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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haha lmao.
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12-21-2005, 02:34 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Im with these guys LMAO
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12-21-2005, 02:45 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Wow....I haven't seen that in years. Good reading!
- Justin
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ah...i have finally met a fellow 'subliminal-this-is-old-as-jesus' user... 
same here, still quality
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93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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12-21-2005, 09:11 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
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i like that...good stuff
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12-22-2005, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Squirrel
ah...i have finally met a fellow 'subliminal-this-is-old-as-jesus' user...
same here, still quality |
some of this "new" stuff is as old as the internet. some even older, as it used to make the rounds on the fax machines. you remember those things, don'tcha? "paper jam" "i don't see any paper jam"
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