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Old 02-16-2007, 09:22 PM   #1
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teh funny... (walmart joke)

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:40 PM   #2
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i read that awhile ago, but still a good one!
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:24 AM   #3
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hahahahahahhahahahahh -- good read -- jz
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Old 02-17-2007, 09:15 AM   #4
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NICe.... lol
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Old 02-17-2007, 10:12 AM   #5
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good one
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:21 PM   #6
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:25 PM   #7
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Nice! That was a good one.
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Old 02-17-2007, 04:55 PM   #8
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