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04-20-2007, 03:46 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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SCHMOKED!!!!! a BMW
I was heading back from the local parts store in the AMX, when up ahead the road goes from one 2 lanes into 1 lane. Well, low and behold, one of those faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMWs tries to out wing me on the right. I slammed my shifter from 3rd into 2nd, and made him disappear in teh rearview mirror. Then a lil ways up the road I ran into a red light. The faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMW was behind me at the light, so I said to myself...BRRRRRRRRRR!!!! SCHMOKE 'EM! So when the light turned green I turned on the schmoke show from the BFGs, and left Herr Azzclown chokin' on my rubber perfume!!! 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
Last edited by unstable bob gable; 04-20-2007 at 04:40 PM.
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04-20-2007, 04:25 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 20,165
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You cooked it like a german sausage!
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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04-20-2007, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: south jersey
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the lady driving probably had no idea she was even racing and was probably wondering what was wrong with your tires cause they were smoking.
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04-20-2007, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Plainfield, NJ
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some young b*tch in her daddy's beemer, oblivious to the world while she flies down the road talking on her cell phone and listening to evanesence.
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04-20-2007, 11:33 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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NO! NO! NO! A DUDE was driving the faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMW!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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04-21-2007, 01:14 AM
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The Plague
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cherry Hill
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I hear ya dude....same situation only it was some yuppie in a new Audi a6 next to me revvin'. Light changes,boom,i smoked his ass. I can see the sweater wearing yuppie ********* beating on his steering wheel in my rearview. Next light I can see the sorrow on his face in my rearview. Guess some yuppie wasn't gettin' it up that night.
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My sanity wrote a suicide note.....one of us is illiterate and the other is blind.-OTEP
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons even death may die-H.P.L. 
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04-21-2007, 01:20 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1972LT1
I hear ya dude....same situation only it was some yuppie in a new Audi a6 next to me revvin'. Light changes,boom,i smoked his ass. I can see the sweater wearing yuppie ********* beating on his steering wheel in my rearview. Next light I can see the sorrow on his face in my rearview. Guess some yuppie wasn't gettin' it up that night.
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Schmokin' yuppies is fun! 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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04-21-2007, 01:36 AM
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The Plague
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cherry Hill
Posts: 955
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Yes it is...every time you smoke a yuppie it can't get it up and spawn another yuppie 
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My sanity wrote a suicide note.....one of us is illiterate and the other is blind.-OTEP
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons even death may die-H.P.L.
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04-21-2007, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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04-21-2007, 02:37 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vineland
Posts: 928
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i remember the last time i made a bimmer guy p.o.-ed...in west chester he was at a light in a mid 90s 325is...he thought he had something special at the light with his gangster lean and revving his engine. light went green and i let him think he was winning until i tapped the gas and ripped past him...next light he had an angry look on his face and was de-gangster leaned...
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87 iroc with the usual go fast stuff
heavier than your half ton.
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