HEH, HEH, HEH,...SEAFOAM...HEH, HEH, HEH!!!

[unstable bob gable]

While I was at the 'Bone earlier picking up some vacuum hose, I decided to pick up some Seafoam for the Caddy. I waited until rush hour, when my street is polluted with azzclown yuppies on their way home, then I let 'er rip...first I let loose with some ATF down the throttle body, to get the SCHMOKE show going. Then I switched over to some carb cleaner spray, to get the TB clean, and really get the chemicals in the air. Then I dropped DA BOMB! A whole can of Seafoam dripped down the TB. Talk about SCH-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had traffic on my street come to a standstill, and people where putting their headlights on to see. People were giving me the stink eye, and I just made like Willie the waver and gave them the ol' "howyadoin?" Then a few people who live in the McMansions across the street from me came out to see what was schmokin', so I ran around my front yard going "whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop," like Curly from the 3 Stooges. By then the schmoke had died down, and I poured the rest of the Seafoam in and let the car stall out, so the Seafoam could sit. I went in the house and took a dump, then I schmoked a woolie. By then it was time for a road test. So, I fired up the Caddy and headed out towards 287. Lemme tell ya, the car had all kinds of power it never had before! I was actually able to do a burnout at a stoplight! I hit 287, and the car pulled nice and hard...BUT I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET UP TO 70 MPH, BECAUSE OF THE FOOKIN, JERKWEED AZZCLOWNS WHO INSIST ON CLOGGING THE FASTLANE!!!
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF FRIGGIN' MINIVANS BEING WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, anywho, the car runs pretty dayum skippy, and that is good!

BRICKA! BRACKA!
FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
SEAFOAM! SEAFOAM!
RAH! RAH! RAH!

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Then a few people who live in the McMansions across the street from me came out to see what was schmokin', so I ran around my front yard going "whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop," like Curly from the 3 Stooges.

thats great bob

[DaSkinnyGuy]

So you just take the can of seafoam and pour it into the TB. its the liquid or is it a spray?

[maroman88]

i think his caddy has a setup similar to a TBI set up...? i wouldnt try that with a TPI espcially a mass air car lol

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by maroman88

i think his caddy has a setup similar to a TBI set up...? i wouldnt try that with a TPI espcially a mass air car lol

Yup, the TB on the Caddy sits in the same place a carb would sit on an 'ol skool engine. With a TPI or such engine where the TB sits at the front of the manifold, you have to let the Seafoam be "sucked" in via a vacuum port.

[1972LT1]

Does it work for carbed engines too?

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by 1972LT1

Does it work for carbed engines too?

Sho' does. You can pour it down the carb while ya actuate the throttle to keep the revs up to keep it from stalling. If you want max cleaning you can dump it in the carb so the engine stalls out. This will allow the Seafoam to get into the cylinders and clean the piston tops/rings. After letting it set for a while ya then fire 'er up and blow 'er out. The stuff does make a lotta smoke, so do it in an area where you can get away with having alot of smoke. Unless yer like me and don't giva fook about where ya blow yer smoke!
You can also add it to yer fuel and oil, but I've only used it as a top engine cleaner.

Here's da webby for Seafoam:

http://www.seafoamsales.com/motorTuneUpTechGas.htm

[Blackbirdws6]

pretty damn funny. I'm happy/unhappy my life isn't that eventful. I somehow fooked up my shoulder trying to find the hazard flasher on my car....after the fifth time looking for it. I finally found the sumbitch and you should have heard the noises coming out the garage when I finally got it changed.

-Brian

[79T/A]

Willie the waver...howyadoin...Whoop whoop whoop whoop like Curly...LOL!

[WayFast84]

bob yir stories rock!!!!!

[rscamaro73]

The only thing that woulda made that story any better woulda been pix.

I love doin the same thing.