THE words & their meanings

[ar0ck]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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actually fine means F***** up, Insecure, Narrotic(sp?) and Emotional

[trashman01]

Originally Posted by 86Formula

actually fine means F***** up, Insecure, Narrotic(sp?) and Emotional

PMS?

[trashman01]

Originally Posted by 86Formula

actually fine means F***** up, Insecure, Narrotic(sp?) and Emotional

Originally Posted by 88ta5spd

PMS?

mad cow disease?

[Teds89IROC]

[its Jeanne-Marie]

yeah you all pass around this info, but if you already know what it means, why do you still pretend you don't?!?

[j0n]

Originally Posted by 86Formula

actually fine means F***** up, Insecure, Narrotic(sp?) and Emotional

good movie, and it's neurotic i believe

[98tadriver]

Originally Posted by 88ta5spd

mad cow disease?

mad fetus disease

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by j0n

good movie, and it's neurotic i believe

freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional
& def. a good movie

[The Fixer]

Originally Posted by its Jeanne-Marie

yeah you all pass around this info, but if you already know what it means, why do you still pretend you don't?!?

LOL, so true JM! Personally, I've learned most of this now; 5 years of marriage will do that. Hell, I'd have been dead long ago if I didn't learn what #3 and #8 mean. My wife uses those words on a daily basis!

[BonzoHansen]

What movie? That info in on the cover of the Aerosmith cd Pump. They have a song called F.I.N.E I'm curious what came first, or I guess if either is all that original?

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by BonzoHansen

What movie? That info in on the cover of the Aerosmith cd Pump. They have a song called F.I.N.E I'm curious what came first, or I guess if either is all that original?

not sure if it was in the original but the 2003 re-make of The Italian Job

[BonzoHansen]

I think I saw that - Charlize Theron in that?

[Untamed]

Originally Posted by its Jeanne-Marie

yeah you all pass around this info, but if you already know what it means, why do you still pretend you don't?!?

"Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness." - the Architect, Matrix Reloaded

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by BonzoHansen

I think I saw that - Charlize Theron in that?

[bubba428]

Originally Posted by 98tadriver

mad fetus disease

does everything have to involve a fetus? I mean the thought of a fetus going ape ***** is hilarious but still....