I'M NOTGOING TO INSULT ANYONE THIS WEEKEND!

[unstable bob gable]

I'm not going to offend anyone this weekend by inviting them over to drink some cold beer, check out my cool car [SORRY, IS IT NON-PC TO CALL ONE'S OWN VEHICLE. "COOL?"], or just spend some time in motorhead
comradery. I'm sorry that I offended so many people with my offer last weekend, and that I assumed people were on the ball enough that they could use Map Quest, GPS, or directions from me on how to get to my house. And I'm sorry I didn't give weeks, months, or years notice to a shindig that people weren't going to show for anyways. I'm just a 5'9. 250 lb sack of chit for going against the grain in the new BIZARRO! world. And I'm sorry I can't get in the swing of the BIZARRO! world. See, one of the members here invited me over to his place tomorrow for some drinking and grilling, and for some reason I felt the need to show him graditude, asked him if what I should bring, and got the address so I could get directions on my own. I know I shoulda chastised him for his invitation, complained about the price of gas, told him that he didn't matter enough in my world for me to want to hang out, and just gen'l been a dick to him. But I failed.
But, I'll have lots of time to think on my way to his house tomorrow, as I'm burning a 'lil bit of gas to go eat and drink on his dime. BUT, I PROMISE! I WILL TRY TO BECOME A F'D UP BIZARRO WORLD MEMBER, AND TRY TO BE A HUGE F'N DICK TO MY PEERS! But not this weeknd...

[sweetbmxrider]

i'm takin the civil service test tomorrow....today. i think you need to go shoot a bomb or blow somethin up. maybe shoot some potatoes out of a pcv pipe by igniting hair spray with a grill ignitor? i <3 potato guns

[Saitin]

LOL is this some sarcastic way of saying you are inviting people over again can't tell atm to drunk and to late

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by Saitin

LOL is this some sarcastic way of saying you are inviting people over again can't tell atm to drunk and to late

No sir, it reads as it is. No sarcasim involved. This weekend is gonna be a mini-ubg 'Power Tour.' Tomorrow I'll be deep in the South of Jersey, and Sunday I'll be takin' the Old Man out for dinner and beers for Father's Day.
See, there are some people who still exist outside of the F'D up Bizarro world. They are Rebels, but they are out there. They respect ubg. They value ubg's no bs/non pc/ 2 fisted PRO-AMERICAN stance on life. And they like to drink beer. So, that's where the jam is.

[Savage_Messiah]

i like beer

[Slow 88]

Since you will be in the South Jersey area you guys should check out the Vineland Car Show tonite, it starts at 5pm...

[GrandmasterCow]

Theres also a cruise un the TR area today/night.

[JL8Jeff]

I'm heading into work shortly for some more uppaid OT so I wouldn't have been able to make it anyway. I will be drinking beer later though. And me and my brothers will be hitting the golf course with dad for father's day. Kind of a family tradition thing. And we will be drinking beer as well.

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[Jersyboyy]

!!

[zuuhlsT/A]

Since when is it not PC to call someones car "cool". WOW I musta pissed of alotta people!! It's a joke dude. Sorry I didn't show up but I didn't have time to get to the computer lately. Like to see the car and pound some beers though. AMX's are rare bro...

[unstable bob gable]

Thanks to Bubba for having me down to REAL SOUTH JERSEY today. It was a nice trip down...I passed New Egypt Speedway, and made a mental note to git my azz back to the roundy rounds soon. I passed Ft Dix, and made a sharp salute to all our Military folks who are kicking azz. And seeing the Pine Barrens made me wonder where the Jersey Devil was hiding, and how all those wacky Piney Sand Billies were making out. I also saw a Ferrari, A Viper, an old Ford street rod, and a couple of Camaros.
And it was a good time @ Bubba's...the steak was awesome, the beer was cold, I got to sit right in front of a HUGE AZZ A/C unit until my back was frozen, and I got my azz kicked in pool and made a foo' outa myself trying to play hacky sack. Then later I got a ride in the BLACK DETH T/A, over to the SUPER WAWA! We got some big nigs, and hung out for a while.
Unfortunately, no ricers were present to be bagged on, so it was finally time to call it a day.

[bubba428]

No problem UBG, good times indeed.....

[88Z-Man]

Dude I would love to check out your car! Always liked the AMX, saw your pics of the repaint and it looks great. Next time you want to drink beer and talk cars I would like to be there. Its always cool to say your car is "cool". Don't worry about what others say. I like mine but not everyone does(to bad for them) its mine thats all that matters. Theres nothing like AMERICAN MUSCLE cars!!! No matter the era!

[bubba428]

I have nothing against new faces....and I plan on doing it again next Saturday,

[Blacdout96]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

And seeing the Pine Barrens made me wonder where the Jersey Devil was hiding,

The original foundation is right up he road from me, adn was about 200 yards behind my friend former house. Sorry we didnt get to meet up with u UBG, I sent ya a txt, but no reply theres still plenty of beer just sitting in my fridge waiting to be downed. Hopefully you come by the south again real soon

[Rich189]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Thanks to Bubba for having me down to REAL SOUTH JERSEY today. It was a nice trip down...I passed New Egypt Speedway, and made a mental note to git my azz back to the roundy rounds soon. I passed Ft Dix, and made a sharp salute to all our Military folks who are kicking azz. And seeing the Pine Barrens made me wonder where the Jersey Devil was hiding, and how all those wacky Piney Sand Billies were making out. I also saw a Ferrari, A Viper, an old Ford street rod, and a couple of Camaros.
And it was a good time @ Bubba's...the steak was awesome, the beer was cold, I got to sit right in front of a HUGE AZZ A/C unit until my back was frozen, and I got my azz kicked in pool and made a foo' outa myself trying to play hacky sack. Then later I got a ride in the BLACK DETH T/A, over to the SUPER WAWA! We got some big nigs, and hung out for a while.
Unfortunately, no ricers were present to be bagged on, so it was finally time to call it a day.

Big nigs ftmfw that is all

[bubba428]

Originally Posted by Rich189

Big nigs ftmfw that is all

agreed

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by Blacdout96

The original foundation is right up he road from me, adn was about 200 yards behind my friend former house. Sorry we didnt get to meet up with u UBG, I sent ya a txt, but no reply theres still plenty of beer just sitting in my fridge waiting to be downed. Hopefully you come by the south again real soon

Yeah, man, it was getting late. N' I'm glad i left when I did...I hit some MASSIVE downpours on the way home, and later on my condition might not have been conducive to driving home in that chit...

[Blacdout96]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Yeah, man, it was getting late. N' I'm glad i left when I did...I hit some MASSIVE downpours on the way home, and later on my condition might not have been conducive to driving home in that chit...

I gotcha its cool, hopefully soon the great UBG will grace his presence at my house.

[Z28 Heritage]

UBG...What are big nigs?

[BonzoHansen]

Originally Posted by 92camarodude

UBG...What are big nigs?

Some kind of very large ice tea they sell at wawa, one with a rather poor nickname.

[WildBillyT]

Originally Posted by BonzoHansen

Some kind of very large ice tea they sell at wawa, one with a rather poor nickname.

Yeah. I'm not going to kill this thread as long as the discussion of that ends right now. Not very respectful to some of the people on here.

[bad64chevelle]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

I passed New Egypt Speedway, and made a mental note to git my azz back to the roundy rounds soon. I passed Ft Dix, and made a sharp salute to all our Military folks who are kicking azz.

Honestly??? You were RIGHT around the corner and didnt stop in???

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by bad64chevelle

Honestly??? You were RIGHT around the corner and didnt stop in???

WHICH PROVES YOU ARE "SOUTH"! END OF SERMON!!!!!

[BonzoHansen]

What a jabronie!!!!