Funny Things Stupid People Say

[88IrocVert]

So, we get stoopid people in the Dealership (Dodge) alot. It's amazing the amount of people who hand me the keys and say "it's the Dodge." I always give them a blank stare like they're in the wrong place.

I had a guy come in and said he had a whining noise. I asked him "when does it happen?" He replies, "When my wife is in the car." The other writer, two customers and myself all start laughing. I said "Don't let her in the car." He was totally confused for a minute. He started laughing and said his wife is the one who hears it, but is willing to consider my advice.

One time (I swear this really happened) a lady came in and said she had a vaginal leak. I heard it from in the shop. I watched everyone at the service desk come out red faced. Appearantly another shop told her that only dealerships can help her with her problem. I was amazed that my boy held his composure and made this lady understand what she just said.

I'm sure I got more, I just need to remember.

[Stroked355Z28]

About 5 years ago, there used to be a bar in my town of Lyndhurst called Wrigley's Sports Bar. So this drunk guy passing through this parking lot me and a few others were hanging out in, decided to ask us for directions. He said, "How can I get to Wrigley's Field??" Ha ha, so this kid hanging out with us told him, hop on a plane because Wrigley Field is in Chicago. Then he started getting angry and wanted to fight us, He kept saying its around the block, but he never said Wrigley's Sports Bar, just Wrigley's Field, so we kept telling him it was in Chicago. Ha ha and then he said he's gonna start walking there. Ha ha, stupid people. -Jeff.